Gather 'round kiddies I have a story. T'was the night of 1999 and a young Hugums is about to go to bed. I crawled into my bed and after reading a few articles in nick mag eventually drifted to sleep. The dream started out normally enough, I was walking through a big forest and came upon an enormous castle. Making my way through the spires of the outer wall I heard a noise and suddenly the door flew open! In swarmed an army of what can only be described as centaurs with ant legs and an enormous ant head' they carried me through the castle skipping their ugly ant fingers into my mouth to keep me from screaming, they pulled me to the top of the gatehouse and hung me over the edge of the wall so I could see the roaring fire they set below. With a mighty heave they tossed me and I awoke with a start sitting straight up to see a line of ants dribbling from my mouth. I threw up and it was sprinkled with black dots. Yeah, it was really ants in my mouth, and it haunts me to this day.
