There is a black bear in my backyard.

[Block1zilla]

give him some kfc

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[SlayerZ99]

Invite him into your house and give him a warm welcoming and something to drink.

[Sentry]

I almost had a loving panic attack right now.
I went out to give our chickens more food and in the corner of my eye I see something black sitting on the fence.
When I go to look I scream "HOLY stuff!!!" Until I noticed its a fat black cat sitting on the fence.

[Linkusofepica]

I almost had a loving panic attack right now.
I went out to give our chickens more food and in the corner of my eye I see something black sitting on the fence.
When I go to look I scream "HOLY stuff!!!" Until I noticed its a fat black cat sitting on the fence.

good job

[Tonkka²]

I see something black sitting on the fence.
When I go to look I scream "HOLY stuff!!!"

Dude you're so tribal.

[Sentry]

Dude you're so tribal.

Is it a coincidence that black bears can run at 30mph?

[SlayerZ99]

Is it a coincidence that black bears can run at 30mph?

Is it a coincidence that black men can run at 30mph?

[Big Brøther]

You have the right to bear arms.

Shoot it. It couldn't bear the bullets.

I will throw salmon at him if he fires bullets at me, I guarantee it.

[Sentry]

I will throw salmon at him if he fires bullets at me, I guarantee it.

Can't kill bears in Florida unless in self defence, They're a protected species here.
Me and my dad are setting up cameras to record all night and we're going to look through the footage to see if he has a tag in his ear or not.

[Crispy_]

these puns are so punny that my pun is punning puns

[Tetris]

open the door and scare him away

if that fails just run back inside

[Decepticon]

call police

[Sentry]

FYI the bear is no longer in my backyard, It's been walking around my street in the rain.

[Cybersix]

It's been walking around my street in the rain.

Emo bear

[Jokey365]

Look out sentry! It's Bear Force One!
If you want the bear to leave, you'd have to reverse the polarbearities.
I'm pretty sure having a bear in your backyard is bearly legal.
Is the bear wearing shoes or is he bearfoot?
Bear in mind, bears are dangerous.
Offer him a picnic basket.
Ask him where Boo-Boo is.
Draw a circle in the sand.
I'm out of puns and references.