There is a black bear in my backyard.

[uno_da_cat]

No, hand to hand combat

No need to bring out the claws..


Guys I can't stop.

[Ad Bot]

[The Black Card]

call Bear Grylls 

[Tom Gunn]

Take a picture

[Zanaran2]

bears?

[Mr.007]

No, hand to hand combat

This is just too much to bear.

[BlockoBlocko]

Take a picture

This.

[Cool Boi]

Careful, it might ban you from the IRC.
Joking, not actually trying to get banned

[Ragequit]

go call it a friend and punch it in the stomach and make it puke, then force feed the bear the puke

show that forgeter who's boss

[Slammer1337]

http://crashbandicoot.wikia.com/wiki/Bear_It

[Tonkka²]

No, hand to hand combat

fighting a bear with bear hands is stupid. Throw some fire crackers out of the window or something and it'll go away.

[Sentry]

Bears can run up to 30mph and climb 100ft up a tree in 30 seconds. I don't feel like mocking a black bear.

[Waru]

tame it and become one with the bear

[Electrk]

take him out with your bear hands

[SlayerZ99]

Bears can run up to 30mph and climb 100ft up a tree in 30 seconds. I don't feel like mocking a black bear.

Call him a pusillanimous individual and that hes not even a real bear. Grizzly bears are real bears.

[Swat 3]

You have the right to bear arms.

Shoot it. It couldn't bear the bullets.