There is a black bear in my backyard.

[Sentry]

It broke down fence panels to get into my backyard and its sitting at my back door eating rotten meat out of the trash. The bad thing is its garbage day and once hes done I have to clean it all up before the garbage truck gets to my house. Also I can't shoot it or harm it unless its in self defence. Also its a big ass bear and I don't feel like attempting to scare it away.

Claw marks


Fur stuck in the fence


Broken/Slashed garbage can

[Ad Bot]

[Linkusofepica]

Give it some cocaine
Call animal control.

[Sentry]

Give it some cocaine
Call animal control.

They use to come out and take care of things like this but now they only do domestic animals.
It's really stupid and I wish they would really come out and get rid of this bear and take him back to the environmental center.

[Ephialtes]

Sorry, this is just Big Brother. I'll have words with him.

[Big Brøther]

Oh god, I thought I was being subtle...don't shoot me, I just wanted some salmon my friends

[uno_da_cat]

This is just too much to bear.

[shyGriff]

make scary faces at it through the window
alternatively wait for it to go away

[Little Mac]

you really need a tranquilizer gun

[Big Brøther]

This is just too much to bear.

[Sentry]

My friends trashcan is on the opposite side of the street and there is diapers scattered all over the place in the street from his little brother.
Also I found a full paw print of the bear and put plaster in it to make a mould of it.

[Bacon Pancakes]

call 911
Or give him this  

[Quote Story]

you really need a tranquilizer gun

No, hand to hand combat

[Caribou]

Call the bear police.

[shyGriff]

you could also try taming it
then you'll have a friendly bear to go on adventures with
or something

[Sentry]

Sorry, this is just Big Brother. I'll have words with him.

Big Brother you better stay away from my house or else next time I won't do anything about it again.
You've been warned!