Don't bail. Explain your situation, and if the boss has any reason, he won't be a huge rooster face.
But if it's true and you do work at McDonald's, good luck. Everyone who works there things they are the stuff because they're the manager at McDonald's.
If you were to quit, you wouldn't get a final pay check. If the boss fires you, you get one last pay check for the week, so quiting to save yourself from something that might not be so bad isn't worth it.
Wait, if you don't get paid for quitting, then why the hell do they make you wait two weeks for your first paycheck?
Yes, I work at McDonald's and the management and the employees are stuffheads. I have one manager friend there and I tried to explain it to him. He was like "Yeah man, you gotta do that in the back." I can already tell that I'm going to get unfairly written up again and my boss is going to call it justified like the last time I got written up for a bullstuff reason.
you couldnt ask for a new pair of pants?
The pants aren't provided; the shirt is. :(
May as well mention that you were fixing your fly, just so you save face and your boss doesn't think you're a weirdo. I don't see why you didn't just tell them that when the situation was going on though. When the person told you to go home you should have explained.
Also, it's kinda ridiculous that they would have written you up for scratching your balls too. Like, it's not like you jerked off in a customer's sandwich or something, unless your hands were literally inside your pants I don't see the problem.
Well dude, it's a food restaurant and I was making fries. A customer doesn't want to see the fry guy making their fries after scratching his balls (even though that's not what happened). Although I planned to change gloves immediately after doing so, I was already bitched at by this one bitch who (I swear to god) is out to get me fired. She even gave me the evil eye as I left the restaurant like wtf.
Go up to him and say DWAG I HAZ FAULTY PANTS!!!1111
Then get another job (With the better pants.)
That's the plan.

I am going to leave the job no matter what because I've been mistreated ever since I started working there. For $7.50 an hour to make pre-made food that's absolutely disgusting AND receive stuffty treatment from most managers that're supposed to show leadership is just not worth it.