The best work out you've ever had

[SquartleTurtle]

swinging around brown townog sticks

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[Filipe]

swinging around brown townog sticks

wowe how intense!!1

Anyway, once I did a full gym exercise on almost every equipment they had, 3 times

[Shell]

I do the 7-8 minute workout thrice every day

Thrice is a word, right?

[Tetris]

wait, is he serious about the goat wrestling thing?

won't it like, bite you or buck you in the nuts?

[Bacon Pancakes]

one time i rolled out of bed and i had to push myself up to go eat pizza

You do that workout too?!

wowe how intense!!1

Anyway, once I did a full gym exercise on almost every equipment they had, 3 times

so like u hav 6 pek?

[LegendZ]

Herding my neighbours sheep.

God it's a pain to pull them around.

Makes me appreciate those staves they use.

[Dequire]

wait, is he serious about the goat wrestling thing?

won't it like, bite you or buck you in the nuts?

Yes, yes I am.

And no. Most goats that I know of don't bite, or kick.

...They head butt you. And from time to time impale you on rather long, sharp horns. My advice? Grab for the horns and keep their head close to your hip if they're going for blood. They can't do stuff.

[Clone v.117]

I guess probably spending hours lugging around giant concrete slabs with my friend was pretty tiring.

[Zeblote]

wait, is he serious about the goat wrestling thing?

won't it like, bite you or buck you in the nuts?

Not if you kill it with a wooden plank before, like he said...

[LegendZ]

Yes, yes I am.

And no. Most goats that I know of don't bite, or kick.

...They head butt you. And from time to time impale you on rather long, sharp horns. My advice? Grab for the horns and keep their head close to your hip if they're going for blood. They can't do stuff.

Goats are sheep on steroids.
I heard they give nice milk if you feed them the right herbs, however.

[Dequire]

Not if you kill it with a wooden plank before, like he said...

Lolwat. Kill it? With a plank to the head? That's how you get them ready to play. They love that stuff, seriously.

Goats are sheep on steroids.
I heard they give nice milk if you feed them the right herbs, however.

Nubian goats naturally give high quality milk, probably better than cow's milk. It's actually quite good. Milk them, filter it with a piece of cloth, then pop it into the fridge for a while. It's our main milk source.

[Zeblote]

Lolwat. Kill it? With a plank to the head?

If your plank is heavy enough you can surely kill it with that..

[Bacon Pancakes]

If your plank is heavy enough you can surely kill it with that..

It would die the if it headbuts you then...

oooooooooooooh

[Caribou]

I lifted a bulgy computer monitor once.

[RedGajin]

Yes, yes I am.

And no. Most goats that I know of don't bite, or kick.

...They head butt you. And from time to time impale you on rather long, sharp horns. My advice? Grab for the horns and keep their head close to your hip if they're going for blood. They can't do stuff.

i worked at a place that had three goats. they didnt mess with you at all if you ignored them, but once you like grabbed their horns they just went apestuff. me and another guy tried "wrestling" one but that thing like jumped up and kicked and rammed into you and we left with some bruises