Author Topic: 13 (Read 3346 times)

HedRokkA · August 27, 2013, 12:31:39 AM

Hobo, I mean homo, I mean hodo! Sorry, uh, it's me, (private). If I saved Just Cause 2 as a gift on steam, I'd give it to you, but yeah, nuttin for me. Except nuts (ooh so lovey), but I'm not giving you those, too special.

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JPSC · August 27, 2013, 12:32:49 AM

Quote from: Snuffers_ on August 27, 2013, 12:21:28 AM

have a happy stuffday

Caribou · August 27, 2013, 10:29:41 AM

I remember when I was 13, oh wait that was only most of last year. Happy birthday! I disliked being 13 though.

Nonnel · August 27, 2013, 12:01:11 PM

I hope you have a good birthday.

BluetoothBoy · August 27, 2013, 12:04:04 PM

Quote from: xSetrox on August 27, 2013, 12:04:36 AM

Logically, yes

No, mathematically. :P

Cool Boi · August 27, 2013, 02:12:57 PM

Happy belated birthday you stupid cunt
forget you, I hope you die.
jk happy bday

Slammer1337 · August 27, 2013, 02:16:16 PM

happy late birthday

Swat 3 · August 27, 2013, 02:59:21 PM

Welcome to the club.

Here's a list:
Hair on your face. Hair under your armpits. Hair on your toes. Discovering loveuality/loveual orientation. Peach fuzz on your stomach and chest. Peach fuzz mustache. Longer eyelashes. You've already had random boners but they get more frequent now, have fun hiding them. Pubic hair. Hair on your balls. Scratchy balls that hurt the day you scratch them to death. Bigger snake. Bigger testicles. Attractions to vagina and/or snake/neither/all becomes loveual/not loveual, not forced. Romantic attractions become emotional/not emotional, not forced/environmental. Sisters asking you if you're gay (ahum my lifestory) and having to hide it if you are. School. Homework. Tests. More tests. Bitchy teachers. Nice teacher. Strict but nice to good students teachers. Serious teachers. More love Ed!!! (Aren't you excited?) More stress. Hating your family. Hating your dog for barking. Emotional loving peaks. Emotional spikes. Hating your dad. Hating your mom. Loving your family for food and electricity. Responsibility. OOOH: Gym showers. Boy butts. Locker rooms. Girl butts.

Tell me if I miss anything.
Oh yeah and our current generation isn't even showing it's worst side.
Wait until you see how many girls wear booty-shorts and how many boys(black preferably) are jackasses and stupid.

Other than that I probably didn't get all of it.

but happy loving birthday

Bacon Pancakes · August 27, 2013, 03:23:41 PM

I'm going to be 13 in February

xbox 360 fan · August 28, 2013, 10:28:53 AM

i'm still 12
13 next year

hodototman · August 28, 2013, 03:54:53 PM

thanks for the birthday wishes, guys. I appreciate it.

Also the lists, lol.

Niff · August 28, 2013, 04:05:11 PM

I'll be 13 in November :l

hahpi berfdi

lolz?? · August 28, 2013, 04:06:47 PM

enjoy hell

hodototman · August 28, 2013, 05:52:57 PM

Quote from: lolz?? on August 28, 2013, 04:06:47 PM

enjoy hell

arent you just a ray of sunshine

Alyx Vance · August 28, 2013, 05:55:11 PM

Quote from: hodototman on August 28, 2013, 05:52:57 PM

arent you just a ray of sunshine

It only gets worse as you get older.