Author Topic: Write your own story or sentence with given words!  (Read 4218 times)

Concept: Write your own little story or paragraph using up to 2-7 given words by the above poster at least once. When the given words by the above poster are used, then the next poster has to provide new words.

I'll show an example:

Pokemonperson133337 (example): Mary Lamb Jam

Me (example): Mary had a little lamb, the lamb was named jam! Jam liked to eat hay, and be pet by his owner. Jam also liked to play with his farm buddies -- including Harry the horse and Gary the cow!

I'll start you guys off with 4 words: Ride Bike Over Bridge

Nouns will also be allowed! Also please don't use profane words, it sort of ruins the game
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 09:47:32 AM by Caribou »

Back in grade school, I'd always ride my bike over this really old wooden bridge on the way back from school... It was the longest route home I know, but riding my over that bridge was peaceful, until I fell off. Needless to say I don't ride my bike over that bridge.

Here's 5 words: John Kennedy forgets Small Children

it was said that John Kennedy gave zero forgets, but then it was discovered by some small children that he did indeed, give one forget.

12 words : Poopy urstar fish butt hole plug vagina in the arse snake umbrella lawnmower

It was a rainy night in boston, and my butt hole had a nice plug which was in fact a surprisingly small lawnmower which cut up a dogs vagina in the morning and cut up a snake in the afternoon on a daily basis but could never cut up umbrellas... And it dreamed of going to urstar fish.


Four words: Mcdonalds wendies aids diabetees

On a cold rainy day, I went to McDonalds. I forgot it was McDonalds, and I asked for a jr bacon cheeseburger, since I always go to Wendy's. The man behind the counter said no and raped me in my back door giving me aids and diabetes.

EDIT: sorry muslim I forgot  :cookieMonster:
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 01:43:52 AM by awesomebread »

I loving hate people who don't put loving words in their loving sentence.

Seven words: Aides aids Jared richard Butters Ass Cunt

Jared's richard was like butter as he penetrated aide's ass, he could have went for a cunt but he found an ass more enjoyable. he then gave him aids

4 words: word word word time
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 02:43:12 AM by Crispy_ »

I can't seem to spell this one word in this spelling test. I just need to spell out this one word and I've finished this. I looked over at the time and the test was very close to being over. Just one word!

Eleven words: Friend love cunt tits drunk idiot night turn shy nice tease

I wanted to have love with my friend, loving her cunt, she was a nice tease, but she was so shy, so i had to get her drunk one night to turn her into an idiot, then she showed me her nice tits.

Words: I told that brother I woulda killed him, forget that cracka

I told that brother I woulda killed him, forget that cracka

i think you are doing this wrong


Worlds: apple one eight banana

I have eight bananas in my smoothie, but not one single apple.

Words: Redboners eggly chicken delicious

I killed 8 Redboners with delicious eggly chicken.

Words: I'm not fat you loving jew. Shut up.

Words: I'm not fat you loving jew. Shut up.
I'm not fat you loving jew. Shut up.

Muslim, you're doing this completely wrong.

Ten Words: richard butt rape corner television couch invited night pizza liked
You made a booboo, Dez...
« Last Edit: August 31, 2013, 11:49:12 PM by Valkerone »

On Pizza Night I invited my autistic friend over to watch television, but he just sat in the corner and said "I like richard butt rape". What an immature autistic friend. He should go back to 4th grade for having such stuffty vocabulary.

Four Words: Fission Encyclopedia Conviction Harbinger

[size=1pt]You made a booboo, Dez...[/size]
your words sucked, so piss off
« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 10:34:19 AM by RaR »

   His cloak was black. Black, and real. He stood at the end of the courtroom, with a ravenous grin. I was his next target, ready to be preyed upon. The Grim Reaper, harbinger of death, was as real as myself.

   “Will the defendant state her name and occupation?” the Judge inquired in a perfunctory manner. She was a wrinkly, crabby-looking old lady, about the age of 65. Her hair was in a neat bun, and she donned a rather boring burgundy attire. To me, it was spectacular that she lived longer than I. A moment passed, and then a few hundred more did, too.

   I trembled. I remained silent.

   “I apologize,” began my attorney. He was a rather stocky man, and around my age. “She refuses to speak. If she has no objections, I will attempt to answer any questions for her.”

   The judge shook her head. “I cannot allow that.” The attention promptly returned to me.

   I paused for a moment, but I knew that this time I was ready to speak. “Jennifer Stone is my name. I am a psychologist.”

   “Mrs. Stone, you are being convicted for the assault and murder of your husband,” began the prosecutor. I barely got a look at them, as my vision at that point began to blur. “Could you answer a few questions about his death?”

   I nodded. There were no other options. I had to conform.

   “Were you, indeed, at home during time or your husband’s death?”

   “Yes.”

   “Was anyone else with you?”

   “Yes, my son.”

   “Did you assault your husband with an encyclopedia?”

   There he was. As lifelike as ever, drumming his fingers on his accursed scythe. The skeleton continued to stare at me, perhaps planning his attack. He waited eagerly for me to answer, which I chose not to do. I looked down. Soon, my fingers began to drum on the witness’s stand, mimicking the rhythm of Death. Thump.

   “I object, Your Honor!” the attorney shouted. “I do not think an encyclopedia is capable of taking one’s life away. Have the detectives thoroughly investigated any other possibilities? I believe that if so, we may find evidence that proves that another person was the culprit.”

   “I object to his objection.” The prosecutor shook their head, almost laughing, yet in the most vapid way possible. “Mrs. Stone’s fingerprints were found on the book, in addition to the victim’s blood. I believe that is enough evidence to prove not only that that was the weapon, but also that the defendant is of the guilty party.”

   “Of course her fingerprints were on the book; it was her own,” the defense rebutted. “As for the blood, it’s possible that the book may have been lying there at the scene of the crime, and blood may have landed on it.”

   Thump. Thump.

   They continued to argue, with the Judge intervening every so often. They talked about me as if I were an animal, ignoring the fact that, I, too, am living, breathing, and lucid. But, everything they said… Everything I saw… It was all a slurry of nothingness.

   My thoughts began to fission. The knife. His knife. It had the same energy I did. I could feel its presence. Murder. Before my very own eyes, it all happened again.

    “Honey, we need to talk,” he said, leading me to the living room.

   “About what?” I replied nervously.

   “I’ve always found you to be very… how shall I say this? Displeasing.” He took something out of his pocket. A pocket knife, shiny, red, brimming with… death.

   Thump. Thump.


   “It was self-defense! He… he…!” I screeched, in the midst of an argument. “I… I admit to it. But, but, he attacked me with a knife! I have a scratch from it.” I pulled down my sleeve. “I’m sorry I concealed it. I didn’t want to make my husband look like a bad man.” I breathed, silently. “I picked up the encyclopedia I was reading… I didn’t know what else to do! I hit him. He was knocked out, if not dead. I stabbed him with the knife he held onto dearly. I may have stabbed a living person. I may have stabbed a corpse.”

   Thump. Thump. Thump. He was now holding an hourglass, turned it after a few seconds, and then began to tap it.

   “Jennifer Stone, do you confess to murdering your husband? Should you confess, you will not receive the death penalty, but you will serve a very long time in prison.” At this point, anything was fine. I am a murderer. I am death itself. Thump, thump.

   I collapsed. I wish I had died, however. I am like one of my patients, manipulated by a demon, watched… If only my chains were broken. If only… if only I never met that scumbag.

   But it no longer mattered. Justice has been served.



Yeah, sorry it's stuffty. I wrote it at 4:08 AM, what do you expect? Also, I've evidently played too much Ace Attorney.

Anyway, some words...

Theandric, mitre, necrophilia, chlorochrous.

Maybe my words are too intimidating? Let's try this: An easy mode!

The, a, and, but.

I bet none of you guys can beat that challenge.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2013, 08:28:46 PM by childofdarkness016 »