What stupid things have you done in your life?

[Rockinboy2000]

I thought i could eat endlessly when i was young and it ended up in me vomiting



Discuss

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[Katadeus]

too many
I usually keep embarrassing things forgotten, but I do occasionally slip and remember

[Recoil]

Stick my snake in a classmate.
at 12
yeah

[Decepticon]

Stick my snake in a classmate.
at 12
yeah

uhm

"in a classmate"
um

[RedGajin]

one time at a football scrimmage i was wide open for a like 25-30 yd pass and our qb threw it and there was like no one near me and i was doin real good that day. so i was all "man im about to one hand this stuff", so i see it coming in and its coming in a little high so i jump at the last second, and at that time i guess my shoe became untied, and my foot was still on my shoelace and i like stumbled/tripped but didnt fall and the ball tipped my ONE HAND I HAD UP and i dropped it.

the next week was "YOU BETTER HAVE BOTH THOSE HANDS UP" "DONT PASS IT TO ___ I ONLY SEE ONE OF HIS HANDS" "GIVE IT UP FOR THE NEW BOY BAND 1HAND"
the shame man THE SHAME

[Hugums]

"Hey guys, it just finished raining, lets go see how flooded the ravine out back got!"

Figure it out from there

[Recoil]

uhm

"in a classmate"
um

are you mad
she was hot ok

[Tayasaurus]

That one moment where you are laying in bed or sitting quietly

You think of one embarrassing thing you've done in life

and suddenly you remember ALL OF THEM

[Insomniac]

I lost the family dog once.

I accidentally let it out at a bad time and it ran away. I went out to search the town for it long after dark, only to find it returned home while I was gone. I never even liked that forgeter, always snarling and drawing blood from me.

I was so stupid I managed to lose all the trust from my family in one day.

[Muslim]

Lots of things, I cringe when I'm falling asleep thinking of what could have happened if I had done something differently, like smashed something ohmygod.

Worst though was "Redneck Bash 2013". I may or may not tell the story if anyone wants to hear it.

[AromaniaFTW]

i used to fall down the stairs a lot as a little kid.
but not like slip on my ass
i tumbled and flipped

Stick my snake in a classmate.
at 12
yeah

lucky friend

[Lego lad]

Your mom

[ßlöükfáce]

bought something online with gift cards

[Cakey]

yelling "WTFBOOM" in my classroom when talking with friends

[Decepticon]

are you mad
she was hot ok

"in"

what the forget was the teacher doing? watching and videotaping it?