My knee hurts when I drink soda?

[ResonKinetic]

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Please, anyone today using this hashtag stuff will die alone and friendless in a home for the elderly.

My parents wont be too happy with that

Explain to them what your reasons are. If they aren't understanding and refuse to give you support for the sake of your health, then kill them in their sleep/emancipate yourself.

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[Destroyer]

blockland forums aka trained medical professionals

I always chuckle when I see people say this in medical threads.

For example, I'm currently in EMT classes and in December I will be a certified EMT in my state. Of course my training will be for emergency situations and I will still suggest people see a doctor for certain answers.

My point being though don't assume we are all just clueless when it comes to medical situations.

[Treynolds416]

I always chuckle when I see people say this in medical threads.

For example, I'm currently in EMT classes and in December I will be a certified EMT in my state. Of course my training will be for emergency situations and I will still suggest people see a doctor for certain answers.

My point being though don't assume we are all just clueless when it comes to medical situations.

So what's the prognosis, doc?

[Jaxx]

however, it's safe to assume a vast majority of us are clueless morons on things like this.

[grunterdb1951]

So what's the prognosis, doc?

Please I'll handle this...

Setro, you're forgeted. You have a rare disorder caused by drinking carbonated drinks called Cosioum [See-Oh-See-Um], it's eating away at the bones in your legs, it will affect you most in the area of the Tibialis Anterior, Vastus Lateralus, Fibularis Longus, and Bicep Femoris muscles within your leg. The way it works is the bones in your leg will begin to liquefy before affecting your muscles as well, in general it will turn you into a large skin-bag of water.

Trust me, I failed my classes.

[Swat 3]

Soda is bad for you anyway. If you are looking to gain weight, just do muscle-gaining workouts. Eat healthy, fat is calories, and you actually don't want alot of it. Just eat enough. Eating bad can make you skinny, especially eating nothing but junkfood/soda.

Just eat like a normal, healthy person. You'll regret drinking stuff loads of soda later on in life.

[Katadeus]

Soda is like a part of my life, lol.

ate sugar packets

none of my knees

please help you're killing me

OT actually sounds pretty serious.
Is it just one knee?

[ABlockOfCheese]

And I don't drink diet soda, I need to GAIN weight. Like, a LOT of weight.

So you decide to gain weight, by drinking unhealthy carbonated drinks?

You do understand that muscle weight and fat weight are two different things, right?  Just because you're BMI is in the right spot doesn't mean you're perfectly fine and dandy.  Drink water a lot, drink milk, eat peanut butter, and overall don't have a stuffty diet and combine with regular exercise.  Like weightlifting and stuff.  That's what the peanut butter and milk is there to help with.  Building muscle, so that you can actually use the weight you've gained instead of just having it there as fat.

[SeventhSandwich]

Soda actually makes knees weak.
Especially if they're diet soda's due to an artificial sweetener.

citation needed you naturalistic pig.

[Muslim]

it reminds me of the "my snake is bleeding" threads.

"my star fish is bleeding orange blood"

[IkeTheGeneric]

Your troubles are most likely not caused by drinking soda; although, if you're getting persistent pains in your legs, it's still enough of a reason to tell somebody about it.

[Destroyer]

So what's the prognosis, doc?

No idea haha, I've never heard anything like that, especially since the stomach and knee have no relation. However my training is for life threatening situations anyway so I would have no idea about this. Now if he was in a car accident or having breathing difficulty, trauma, spinal injury, ex. I could help. 

He needs to go to a specialist for joints and such. Possibly get an MRI or X-ray taken.

[Swat 3]

No idea haha, I've never heard anything like that, especially since the stomach and knee have no relation. However my training is for life threatening situations anyway so I would have no idea about this. Now if he was in a car accident or having breathing difficulty, trauma, spinal injury, ex. I could help. 

He needs to go to a specialist for joints and such. Possibly get an MRI or X-ray taken.

Simply won't do, Mr. Dr. Sir. Johnson II.
We have to...

pull the plug.

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setro did you forget to take your knee out of your mouth again???
sorry sorry...

[Johnny Blockhead]

see a doctor

sorry
had too