Russia's retarted decisons.

[Alkatjo]

Oh boy, where to begin.
First of all today, this morning I got up watched some news and listened to a topic about Russia and the Us. Apparently Russia is "finalizing" their invasion plans for the us.

Russia pls. I have a date tomorrow and if it gets ruined I swear to god your tiny country of road rage and drunks will cease to exist blah blah..

So is it true are they going to invade the usa? because of what Syria? Please comfort me so I don't have to bring my Ar-15 everywhere I go.

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[Alkatjo]

16 views no replys, tough crowd today.

[Harm94]

WOLVERINES!

[Blockzillahead]

No it would bring everything on their ass because 'Murica is always right.

They aren't invading anything, both sides have nuclear artillery, sending in men is a pretty bad idea, especially since they can just end everyone in the world with one click of a button.
Obama is going to Russia or something to discuss Syria's actions and then shank Putin or whatever and 'Murica shows the world who's boss and nukes Syria.

[Pliny]

I dunno what kind of news you're listening to. Certainly it isn't in the NY Times or Huffington post.

[Alyx Vance]

Obama was just at Russia not to long ago?

[Jairo]

what the forget kinda news are you reading

Obama was just at Russia not to long ago?

yes obama was just at the g20 summit in russia

(g20 summit is when the top 20 economic leaders meet up, fyi)

putin would never invade the united states

[Cool Boi]

forget

[Nickelob Ultra]

it's bluff talk.  there's no way in hell anyone would dare invade the united states.  they would need a seriously well coordinated and highly secreted plan of attack to cripple our defenses first and foremost.  there would be serious backlash against everyone for doing so as well.

in fact i don't even think putin even said such a thing because it's such a silly thing to say, can you link a source

also you don't own an AR15.

[Jairo]

op probably misinterpreted russia's denouncement of our hard-on for syrian intervention

[Alyx Vance]

what the forget kinda news are you reading
yes obama was just at the g20 summit in russia

(g20 summit is when the top 20 economic leaders meet up, fyi)

putin would never invade the united states

Ah yes, thats what I heard. I remembered something about economics.
Seriously OP, what kind of news do you listen to? Fox?

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op shouldnt call russia handicapped when op cant spell handicap

[Alyx Vance]

op shouldnt call russia handicapped when op cant spell handicap

And this.

[Little Mac]

if Russia invaded the US it would be the end of the world aka nuclear war

if russia does invade

bring vodka bait

[TristanLuigi]

He probably gets his news from The Onion.
EDIT: Literally around the same time as I post this, another thread about The Onion pops up
lol