Jingle bell parodies

[Silvia The Pirate]

This is just where you post parodies of jingle bells that you made or overheard.

Here goes nothing:

Dashing through the snow,
Get the forget out of my way

You are all slow and fat
What do you weigh (ha ha)

I'll end your caroling,
But it wont be a silent night

I've come to terrorize your town and watch you die tonight OH

Jingle bells
Go to hell
I hijacked santa's sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday

HEY jingle bells
Go to hell
Bodies will decay
After you're all crushed beneath my MOTHERloving sleigh
HEY

[Ad Bot]

[BuildaBox]

It's not even close to Christmas :c

[st8terblock]

It's not even close to Christmas :c

[Mr Man]

It's not even close to Christmas :c

Christmas creep

[Starzy]

Dashing through the sand!
With a bomb strapped to my back,
I have something nasty for christmas in Iraq,
I got through checkpoint a, but not through checkpoint b
thats when I got shot in the ass by the U.S military!

[BlockoBlocko]

This is just where you post parodies of jingle bells that you made or overheard.

Here goes nothing:

Dashing through the snow,
Get the forget out of my way

You are all slow and fat
What do you weigh (ha ha)

I'll end your caroling,
But it wont be a silent night

I've come to terrorize your town and watch you die tonight OH

Jingle bells
Go to hell
I hijacked santa's sleigh
Oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday

HEY jingle bells
Go to hell
Bodies will decay
After you're all crushed beneath my MOTHERloving sleigh
HEY

You are creeping me out, Chester.

[Freek]

silvia, you okay?