The Life and Death of Mr. Nappy [Wally World]

[Jokey365]

Nappy claps repeatedly in an attempt to gain attention from any basement dwellers that may be in his basement.
Something brushes past his shoulder.
Oh no.

[Ad Bot]

[Swollow]

bite whatever it was

[childofdarkness016]

Cease and desist your clapping, then locate the shoulder of the unknown entity and brush it intensely.

[GregtheMajor5748]

Spin to see who is doing it and hit him and grab his brush

[Jokey365]

Spin to see who is doing it and hit him and grab his brush

Nappy quickly locates whatever brushed him. He finds the hands of his brushing intruder and swipes the brush. Nappy begins to give his intruder a taste of his own brush.

"That feels nice."

[childofdarkness016]

oh GOD we need communication abilities

Wait, do we still have our phone? Write something down on it, and use the light it produces to your advantage.

also if the other guy is hot marry him and have his babies

[Jokey365]

Nappy pulls out his phone and types as the intruder speaks.

"I'm LilRobot."
"Yes, you sent me a text earlier."
"Hello, we really need to find some light."
ROBOT HAS JOINED THE PARTY.

[childofdarkness016]

Have sloppy makeouts.

[GregtheMajor5748]

The guy is gay, so have brown town love with him.

[Decepticon]

suddenly get text from me

"O stuff O stuff GIANT CRAB MONSTER IN SEWER AFTER I TRIED TO ESCAPE FROM HAUNTED HOUSE PLS HELP"

[Jokey365]

Robot shoots down all of Nappy's attempts to get together.
BUT IN OTHER NEWS...

The intruder is on the move!
"This sucker is LOADED!" he cheerfully shouts to himself.

[GregtheMajor5748]

Look for weapons

[Lil Robot]

dere's someone in your house

[childofdarkness016]

>Perspective change

right here
right now

[Jokey365]

Robot suddenly recalls the intruder, and insists that the two find weapons.

"I brought a P90."
Nappy reaches around and eventually finds a long fleshy stick.
"That's my leg."