The Life and Death of Mr. Nappy [Wally World]

[Cybertails1998]

NAPPY, YOUR DESTINY IS TO DEFEAT THE INTRUDER WITH YOUR SHOE.
YOU WILL RECEIVE ETERNAL SATISFACTION IF YOU SUCCEED.
YOU- MUST- NOT- FALTER.

[Ad Bot]

[Jokey365]

ROBOT SWINGS.

AND HE MISSES.
NAPPY TRIES TO BRING IT BACK WITH THE SHOE.

HE FALTERED.
HE FALTERED.

[blazerblock2]

QUICK WHILE INTRUDER'S BACK IS TURNED, ROBOT HOOK HIM IN THE EYES

[Jokey365]

QUICK WHILE INTRUDER'S BACK IS TURNED, ROBOT HOOK HIM IN THE EYES

NOT AGAIN.

[childofdarkness016]

ROTATE YOUR LIMBS IN A MANNER THAT ALLOWS YOU TO TRANSPORT THE ENTITY OF YOUR BODY TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GENERAL VICINITY OF THE INTRUDER.

AKA GET THE forget OUT.

[Jokey365]

Nappy retreats upstairs.

Robot: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE YOU DINGUS!
Nappy continues up the stairs.
Robot: I'LL REMEMBER THIS!

Nappy gathers his things and heads out the front door. He mounts his moped and rides off into the distance, leaving Robot and the intruder behind. He never went back to the house, and practically disappeared off the face of the Earth.
Well, that's what everyone had hoped.
End of day one.

[Legoboss]

Obviously the intruder is a failure and only attempts to hump you.
Go and fetch a stick from a table/stairway and stab him through the chest and whack his head down and leave him in the corner covered with blood and tears.

[Jokey365]

ROBOT SUDDENLY STABS.

K.O.
Robot looks upstairs and notices Nappy's absence.
Robot: The fool left me to die. That sucker's gonna pay.

Robot: PAY.

[Lego lad]

Search intruder for weapons/money

[Ben Watts]

Make me appear in the game and team up with Robot. c:

[Legoboss]

Obviously the story is creating its own path
Abandon story and enter a blank space that lets you create another

[Jokey365]

Obviously the story is creating its own path

No?

Abandon story and enter a blank space that lets you create another

Welcome to the blank space, please insert your order.

[childofdarkness016]

I would like an order of onion rings, a cheeseburger, and a corpse, please.

[Ben Watts]

A gravel path lays beneath your feet as knights on horses pass you...

They seem to be heading towards a kingdom.

[Lego lad]

A gravel path lays beneath your feet as knights on horses pass you...

They seem to be heading towards a kingdom.

you cannot be narrator kthxbye

OT: go back to where we left off, before blank space.