So I had this Samsung Flight II for quite a while, and recently it started pooping out on me. It would lock up and the screen wouldn't work, so I had to take the battery out of the back and turn it back on to get it to work again. I was getting real sick of this stuff.
So when my mom and I went grocery shopping, we stopped by the AT&T store and upgraded myself to the iPhone 5. I was so goddamn angry at my old phone that I shot it repeatedly with my pellet gun and bounced it off of our driveway several times. This is the aftermath:

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