Lonely Forest

[GregtheMajor5748]

This is a text adventure like something you would see in "Ungames" (a site in Uncyclopedia)

This is the beginning of the plot:

You are stuck in a forest. You are trying to find your family. In your inventory, you have a stone dagger, a lighter, one match, and 2 apples. You keep walking when you see a cabin that 3 people live in.

What will you do?

A. Burn down the house
B. Keep walking.
C. Visit the house.

[Ad Bot]

[childofdarkness016]

D. Rip out your appendix, ya pusillanimous individual. You are the protagonist. There is nothing you cannot do.

C, I guess?

[GregtheMajor5748]

You knocked on the door.

A 34 year old man answered. You asked if they're your family. He said "Sorry. We are not your family but we can help you find them."

A. Say yes
B. Say no
C. Say no and burn him.
D. Say no and murder him with your dagger.
E. Say no and beat him up with bare fists.

[childofdarkness016]

Are you a sadist or something!? What's with all of these ways to kill?

A.

[GregtheMajor5748]

He goes inside the house to grab an M9 pistol then comes back out.

The two of you kept walking until you hear a scary sound.

You took your dagger out. Then what jumped in was a bear. He killed the guy and tossed the M9 to an uncountable distance.

A. Stab it.
B. Burn it.
C. Beat him up with bare fists.
D. Outrun the bear at the direction you were going.
E. Retreat to the cabin.

Now I'm going to let someone else besides child to choose.

[childofdarkness016]

Now I'm going to let someone else besides child to choose.

Good luck.

[Ben Watts]

E.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You are safe from the bear...

or not. The bear broke the windows and killed you and the other 2 residents.

GAME OVER. Ben must restart from beginning.

[childofdarkness016]

wait what

Only Ben starts from the beginning!? What.

[Ben Watts]

A. c:<

[GregtheMajor5748]

A. c:<

You have burned down the house. When you walked away, the National Forest Rangers came, killed the fire, and is now searching for you. Now what, bitch?

A. Get caught
B. Keep running, and running, and running.

[Ben Watts]

C. Assassinate everyone with the dagger, you are the protagonist, there is nothing you cannot do.

If not, then B.

[GregtheMajor5748]

You think you lost the Rangers. Then you see a cabin with only one bedroom and a horse shelter.

Your hunger is now 7/10.

Your inventory no longer has a match. It now has a: stone dagger, lighter (needs a match to set something on fire), and 2 apples.

A. Go to the horse shelter
B. Go to the bedroom.
C. Keep walking
D. Walk back to the burnt house.

[Ben Watts]

A.

[Legoboss]

E. Remove organs via your armpits and use them to summon satan