Author Topic: Lonely Forest  (Read 2710 times)

E. Remove organs via your armpits and use them to summon satan
Get out.

Now.

A.

You try to hop on the horse but it jumped you off. Items required to tame horse: 2 apples or 4 pieces of cooked bear meat.

A. Tame the horse.
B. Murder it with the dagger.
C. Leave the shelter.

E. Remove organs via your armpits and use them to summon satan

Do this, ya pusillanimous individual. You are the protagonist. There is nothing you cannot do.


YOU NOW TAMED THE HORSE! What do you like to name it?

(Also from here on out, please don't make up your own choices.)



YOU HAVE REACHED A CHECKPOINT! If you die, you will restart from the part where you found the house with the horse on it.

Now someone else (each person can only have 3 turns at a time. When the other person is done, you can play again) should go.

_____________________________ _____________________________ ___________________________

IT IS NOW NIGHT.

The inventory now has a: stone dagger and a useless lighter.

Your hunger is half empty (5/10) YOU MUST FIND FOOD!

Do you like to ride your horse? If Yes then:

A. Go north to a village.
B. Go south to a haunted forest.
C. Go west to the cabin you burned down.
D. Go east to a place that no one knows about.

If no then:

A. Go to the bedroom
B. Keep walking away from the house.

(now you have to say yes/no; (letter of choice))

Did we name our horse? Hornse is a perfectly valid name.

NOD.

Did we name our horse? Hornse is a perfectly valid name.


Yes. You can use ANY WORD for the name. But now we need to give someone else besides ben and child to play for 3 times.


besides ben and child to play for 3 times.
Bitch pls, we are the only one's playing.

Get out.

Now.
No thank

Now preform love with the horse to gain superpowers

No thank

Now preform love with the horse to gain superpowers
Gross. Dude. Just no.

Gross. Dude. Just no.
Fine
French kiss horse to earn half superpowers