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ephialtes is cool

he smells nice
117 (68.4%)
his avatar is cool
54 (31.6%)

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I want to cum inside Ephialtes



what even is his avatar

At least he hasnt banned me

what even is his avatar
rtb isles

It was the best map in RTB 1.x, it had a volcano that could explode!

Is there a EphiXBadspot fanfic yet? Someone needs to write one.


     Eric couldn't control himself any longer. He had to cum. The need was burning inside of him, like a volcano just waiting to erupt. At the right moment.
     "Now now, Eric. Not yet." Said Nick, with a steely serious voice.
     "Mmmphh" Eric mumbled into his gag, tied spread eagle to his bed.
     Nick was teasing Eric, playing with him. You see, Eric didn't want to give his share of Blockland away. Nick very much wanted Blockland, and he'd do anything for it.
     "You should have given in a long time ago. This wouldn't have to have happened."
     Nick was stroking Eric now, faster, much faster than before. Maybe Eric would finally get to cum. But no, Nick wasn't quite doneyet. He wanted Eric to suffer.
     He stopped stroking, laughed, and walked out of the room, leaving a sweat drenched, Eric behind. A sweat drenched Eric who hadn't reached climax in days.

i was bored waiting for my friend to pick me up
this literally took me less than five minutes

edit for fun fact

ephi is in shock and will probably never talk to me again
« Last Edit: September 14, 2013, 10:20:59 PM by Reficul »



i got an old pic of him on his houseboat home.

not sure why i even have it on file. im not the kinda guy to save pics of anything