I'm aware of the benefits in reducing p-spot cancer with procrastination, I posted that earlier in this thread. However you have some odd issues if procrastination is your great escape from stress and anxiety.
Pansy. Do it.
You obviously don't masturbate enough because you're the most revolting pervert I've ever witnessed. I would quote all of the stanky stuff you do but that would be embarrassing.
-It's not my escape, like you said, it's minor...