George's Adventures in Space and Time

[Lil Robot]

George's Super Cool Adventure of Space
also time

This is George. (i think). You are George. George is you.
You just retired from your job as <thing>. This is your first day not working! (you FAT forget)
What do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Jokey365]

Lose some weight.

[SWAT One]

Scale the building to your left.

[Lil Robot]

Scaling up the building, you take a view of the city.

It seems to be a really clear day in the City of Vice. You can do anything! Unless that cop is watching you. Then you can't.

[childofdarkness016]

Find a handsome gentleman to seduce.

[Muslim]

Gay research kill kids bunrn a school steal a car do some bath salts forget a cop's wife kill the cop flip off jesus most of all be edgy

[childofdarkness016]

Gay research kill kids bunrn a school steal a car do some bath salts forget a cop's wife kill the cop flip off jesus most of all be edgy

I had to read this a few times to realize that you just hate commas.

2Edgy4Grammar

[Lil Robot]

George looks beneath him, trying to find a man to seduce, when suddenly...that man tries to steal his car!
Quick, action time! What are you going to do, George?!

[Muslim]

do some LSD and kill him with love flowers

[Gojira]

Travel back in time to when he wasn't stealing your car then seduce him

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Jump down onto him and kiss him.

[Crispy_]

forget cars, go to space.

[Lil Robot]

Taking a deep breath, George leaps off of the building, ready to engage in a kiss with his new lover!
Holding out his arms, he gets closer and closer to the ma-
CRACK!

A few moments of thinking, George realizes that he had so much velocity that he crushed and killed the man attempting to steal his car.
His spine and...well, whatever this is, came straight out of his body! Eugh, gruesome!
There go your futile attempts at mating, what now?

[Gojira]

Run from the green police car.

[Crispy_]

go to space