Author Topic: P-purplemetro is feeling awkward/weird/violated/whatever ;-;  (Read 2873 times)

So when I got out of school today, I walked with Sean, and David. I went to David's house. We played Black Ops 2 Die Rise Challenge for a while, and then I decided it was time for me to go home. Now Sean is sort of like one of my best friends, so he decided to tag along with me. In Texas, it's (obviously) really hot out. I took the shortcut to go to David's house because it was quicker, but it takes even longer to go to my house if I go that way, being I did. Anyways, Sean decided we should take the bikes, but then David said that if we took 2 bikes, and I went in my house, how would Sean get the two bikes back to his house. Well, common sense there, so here's this really awkward/weird thing that Sean thought up.

He decided that he should take one bike and I should ride on his back. Oh god. I never rode on someone's back before on a bike. I'm pretty sure only couples do that, typically with a motorcycle. I decided NOT to ride on his back, and walked. Annoyingly, the whole trip to my house, he was pleading me to ride on his back, and I was getting more and more embarrassed. If somebody at school in this neighborhood saw me riding on a guy's back, I swear they would not let me hear the end of it.

tl;dr: GUY friend wants GUY me to piggy-back ride with him on ONE bike

ughh ;-;
« Last Edit: September 18, 2013, 08:03:50 PM by PurpleMetro »


when I read sean, I thought you were talking about me lol

he wanted to rape you while on a motorcycle at 80mph
you made the right decision

I don't see the problem, if you're offered a ride why not? Its not like you're having love on the bike or something.

I don't see the problem, if you're offered a ride why not? Its not like you're having love on the bike or something.

Well he did persuade me to do it once. I thought that I would have to sit on a little nudge on the back part of the seat, but oh, no; it was way worse. Apparently I have to ride on him like a backpack. I did try to get on him anyways, and then we fell on the ground

I don't think that I'd feel safe riding on someone's back on a bike either, I wouldn't feel violated though.

In that case sounds like he has yet to learn that gravity exist

ride with me purplemetro
itll be the best night of your life

ride with me purplemetro
itll be the best night of your life
lOL

ride with me purplemetro
itll be the best night of your life

I would ride with you if your "bike" was made out of steel, if you know what I mean.

Why are you felling embarassed? riding in the same bike with someone isn't a big deal.

there's literally nothing weird about this..

when I read sean, I thought you were talking about me lol
as did I

Why are you felling embarassed? riding in the same bike with someone isn't a big deal.
He was afraid his tiny manparts will be squashed by the manly back he is riding apon
Am I being sarcastic? No one will know~