Last Man Standing - Day 7! We're almost ready!

[SirLancelot7]

I see a city, somehow not yet taken over. I venture into an old weapons shop, and take a few knives, a patched leather vest and a long sword.

Say it like this:

I try to find a city that has not been overrun so I can obtain some weapons.

[Ad Bot]

[Tophat2]

Fine, gimme a sword, send me into a portal. I want to know where it goes.

Edit: It has come to my attention that there are things I must do, I will apologize now, but I cannot continue.

[Ben Watts]

Survey my surroundings closely.

[Cuddles le Bear]

DAY 1 END

Tophat (5): You find a sword and you go through a portal, too bad you get motion sickness!
It seems you teleported to an unknown planet and your vomit makes plants grow on it.

SirLancelot (3): You fly into the sky and shoot lasers out of your eyes! Then you burn your brain from the inside and also burn off a leg and an arm in the process.
You burned off just enough brain to forget how to walk and forget how to fly and shoot lasers. How cool!
RENDERED USELESS. REQUIRES MEDICAL ATTENTION
Seriously though, how do you get rendered useless on the first turn? Must be a pretty bad move, because when I tried to save you by double-rolling I landed on a 2. No wonder you're so hurt!

Creepy Watson (7): You survey your surroundings. You find a portal, lots of puke and a box that contains something...

(Oops, forgot to include me.)

Trifornt (6): I only see a creepy guy staring at some box. I want it!

[SirLancelot7]

Dang.  Pull out my magic device and use it to reverse time and change my last roll to a 10.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Dang.  Pull out my magic device and use it to reverse time and change my last roll to a 10.

You can change a lot more than you think by doing that.
You suuure you want to do that?

[SirLancelot7]

You can change a lot more than you think by doing that.
You suuure you want to do that?

Hmmm ok I'll change.

I do take it though that since I both flew up in the air and used laser vision, I know possess both of those abilities, correct?  I'm simply just so injured to the point where neither one can be controlled?  So if I heal myself I will be able to fly and use laser vision!

So I pull out my frequently used Magic Healing Dice and roll it in attempt to heal myself back to healthiness :)

[Ben Watts]

See Trifornt.
Punch him in the face and run away with the box.

[Tophat2]

For now I will investigate the plants I have created to see if they could be of use.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Hmmm ok I'll change.

I do take it though that since I both flew up in the air and used laser vision, I know possess both of those abilities, correct?  I'm simply just so injured to the point where neither one can be controlled?  So if I heal myself I will be able to fly and use laser vision!

So I pull out my frequently used Magic Healing Dice and roll it in attempt to heal myself back to healthiness :)

No changing! You have to edit your original post!
Bwahahahaha!
Oh fine you can change.

DAY 2 END

Tophat (7): The plants taste good. They seem to be healthy too as you feel stronger.

Sirlancelot (4): You roll the dice. There are three of them now. The first lands on a six, the second lands on a six and the third lands on...
a six!
You are sent back in time to your day of birth. You will remember your time travel at the age of 15.
Fifteen years pass and you are now 15 years old. You remember the Time Travel and ask your Mom why, she answers that you must've just had a bad vision. You persist on telling her and she wouldn't listen. Outraged, you grab the laser gun and (accidentally) kill her.
Today is the day you got your laser vision back. You're 18 now, but by shooting the lasers and causing the destruction, it saddens you by making you remember of the day you killed your Mom and how your dad died of cancer when you were 5.
You decide to shoot lasers until your brain melts from the inside so you can reunite with your Mom...
Well, now! Maybe you shouldn't have rolled the dice!
NOTHING HAPPENED! (Yes, I just wrote a whole paragraph for you. Be thankful!)

Creepy Watson (7): You run to punch Trifornt in the face. He walks away before you could. Yay? Now you can open the box and see what's in it!

Trifornt (10): Just walk away from Creepy Watson. He can have it.

DAY 3

[SirLancelot7]

That paragraph <3

Ok use my cool mind powers to heal myself back to perfect health because my dice have a hard time.

[Tophat2]

Hmm, let me try other things from my body on this planet, it might have an effect.

[Ben Watts]

OPEN THE BOX!!!

[Cuddles le Bear]

DAY 3 END

Tophat (7): You pee on some grass on the planet and it turns into a Doughnut. There's no pee on it either.
Looks fine to you. What planet are you on?

SirLancelot (11): You forgot that you didn't have mind powers or your dice. You scramble to heal yourself. Luckily, a lunchbox falls that has a fresh new leg, eyes and... brain fixer? It says "From Mommy" on it? Aww, it's a gift from your Mom in Doughnut Heaven.
Haha, your Mom still babies you. You're one of the lucky ones... Any way, you fully recover.

Pancake Watts (WHERE IS THE SYRUP?): It's time for the reveal. It took you three days to open a freaking box, so you're hoping it's going to be good. Will it be a trap from the Flarcies? Or will it be a lovely treasure? You don't know. You open it any way.
Inside you find... A MILLION BABY FLARCIES SUDDENLY SPRING OUT AND SLICE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE LITERALLY A PANCAKE!
I guess you're dead now, but the box heals you and scares away the Flarcies. What light? Oh, hey. Check it out, you're still a pancake. Guess the pancake must've become your flesh to save you. Any way, the box. Yes, the box. You peek inside and you find....

THE LEGENDARY GOLDEN DOUGHNUT

You lucky little pancake! Your next roll is now determined by three die, but only for that turn - so make it count! However, you being a pancake might hurt you a bit.
Oh, you also rolled a 12.

Trifornt (9): I settle myself in an abandon home. Seems to have milk in it along with fresh apples. I'll be fine.

[Tophat2]

Hmm, let me try to use the doughnut as a plant, it might work. Seems silly, but who knows?