What the forget, facebook?

[chrisbot6]

Facebook is loving wierd.

Serously, I don't know if this guy got fraped or what but one minute i'm trying to be friendly with someone who used to come to my school (and apparently got excluded for UNKNOWN REASONS) and the next he wants to touch my richard.

Today

18:52
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Hi

18:53
Chris Sixsmith
ohai man
haven't seen you in a while

18:53
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Hi. Hoes u

18:53
Chris Sixsmith
good

18:53
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Cool. Wuu2

18:53
Chris Sixsmith
playing this thing

18:53
Chris Sixsmith
http://terrycavanaghgames.com/hexagon/
Hexagon - Terry Cavanagh Games

18:54
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Cool.
Have u got a girlfriend

18:54
Chris Sixsmith
nope
why

18:54
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Just wondering. Have u ever had one

18:54
Chris Sixsmith
once
for about#
2days

18:54
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Lol. Do u wank

18:55
Chris Sixsmith
serouously? what do you think?

18:55
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Yer

18:55
Chris Sixsmith
you'd be right
where did you go
btw
I remember you came to [my school] in yr8

18:55
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[his school]

18:56
Chris Sixsmith
oh

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So u do wank

18:56
Chris Sixsmith
Can we not
talk about
...that

18:57
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Don't worry I won't tell anyone

18:57
Chris Sixsmith
won't tell anyone?
what difference does it make if you do
Everybody wanks
they say they don't
but they do

18:57
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Hahaha lol. So do u

18:57
Chris Sixsmith
I dropped so many hints
but yes

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It's
Good isn't it

18:59
Chris Sixsmith
...yes
would you by any chance be drunk [hisname]

18:59
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No I'm not drunk chris
Do u wank over girls or boys

18:59
Chris Sixsmith
lol
you never worked out I wasn't gay?
I need to rethink my life
girls

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Lol
Would u ever wank with me

19:00
Chris Sixsmith
noo

19:00
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Why not

19:00
Chris Sixsmith
wanking is not something you do WITH COMPANY

19:01
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I know lots of people who do

19:01
Chris Sixsmith
Mainly because it's like opening a bean tin with your bare hands when you have a tin opener

19:01
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It will be our secret

19:01
Chris Sixsmith
lol [hisname], stop and read what you've said
srs

19:02
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I know what I am saying. Pleaseeeeeeee I really want to

19:02
Chris Sixsmith
dude

19:02
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What

19:02
Chris Sixsmith
find someone else?
I would never do that stuff

19:02
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But I want u. It may seem like I'm joking but I'm not

19:03
Chris Sixsmith
not what
not [hisname]
phone nicker?

19:03
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This is [hisname]

19:03
Chris Sixsmith
ook
well
youdidchange
but sorry

19:03
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Please

19:03
Chris Sixsmith
it's gonna have to be a no

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I'll wank u off

19:03
Chris Sixsmith
jesus christ
you have problems dude

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Pleaseee

19:04
Chris Sixsmith
nooooo

19:04
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Why not. No one else is gonna. Face it

19:04
Chris Sixsmith
dude this is the wierdest stuff i've ever been sent over facebook ever

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So  I actually fancy u no joke

19:05
Chris Sixsmith
I know there are people who enjoy what you are proposing to do and those people are nice people
find one of them
I am straight and normal

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You don't have to be gay to have another boy wank u off.

19:06
Chris Sixsmith
Oh, goodie
I don't care
no

19:06
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Why not

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This attachment may have been removed or the person who shared it may not have permission to share it with you. [IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN]

19:06
Chris Sixsmith
and I really shouldn't give people who talk to me from their phones the benefit of the doubt

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Please
I wanna see ya richard

19:07
Chris Sixsmith
Well when you put it that way...
... no

19:08
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Why not. No ones gonna find out

19:08
Chris Sixsmith
oook
[hisname] needs to look after his phone better
blocking you

19:08
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Please don't block me
This is [hisname]

19:08
Chris Sixsmith
that's even loving worse

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Swear on my life

19:09
Chris Sixsmith
go
away
jesus

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Why????

[Ad Bot]

[Freek]

it's his fault, not facebooks.

[Muslim]

i dont care what gender touches my richard as long as im interested

[Yosher]

oh my god lol

[chrisbot6]

i dont care what gender touches my richard as long as im interested

I'm fine with gay people, please don't get the message that i'm not, but this guy was much more than that.

[Yosher]

I'm fine with gay people, please don't get the message that i'm not, but this guy was much more than that.

don't worry, i'm sure people will understand. i do, at least.

i'm fine with gay people. i don't know any myself but i'd be fine with being friends with them, but if they started begging for my richard i would...well i'd feel flattered but i would still back off
a lot

[JitankIsFag]

Hote

[Niff]

Don't you hate it when a person of different loveual attraction tries to change your loveual attraction even though its something that rarely be changed?

[Boink!]

some child enthusiast must've hijacked him or some stuff because that's forgeted up

[chrisbot6]

some child enthusiast must've hijacked him or some stuff because that's forgeted up

That's what I thought until he seemed genuinely upset that I wasn't going to let him near my richard.

[Reficul]

i think you were right in blocking him lol

[Valkerone]

Welp, I'm glad I'm not in the same situation as you are. I've always loving hated Facebook with a burning passion.

[Cool Boi]

IT WAS ME
Chris Sixsmith, huh? I'll be paying you a visit bby

[chrisbot6]

IT WAS ME
Chris Sixsmith, huh? I'll be paying you a visit bby

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[chrisbot6]

Seriously though, this is really weird. What do?