The Cuddle Mattress

[Cybertails1998]

this is going to be the best goddamn thing ever

[Ad Bot]

[foulprairiedog]

imagine how much gross stuff would get stuck between those slats though
it'd be like what's underneath/behind the couch cushions

[Clone v.117]

imagine how much gross stuff would get stuck between those slats though
it'd be like what's underneath/behind the couch cushions

I know what will get stuck between those slats.
teehee

[Night Fox]

I know what will get stuck between those slats.
teehee

change and lint
what were u thinking

[dkamm65]

I would totally hide snacks in there. Like candy bars and stuff.

[Bahamut]

I wouldn't hide candy bars because I'd be afraid of them melting or getting squished together or something. Snacks on the other hand.... like fruit gushers... fruit roll-ups..

I need this mattress.

[Fastlex]

Cut off all circulation. 

[devildogelite]

I wish I cuddled enough people to make buying a bed made for cuddling worth it.

[Doughboy]

change and lint
what were u thinking

i was thinkin food

[Bahamut]

I wish I cuddled enough people to make buying a bed made for cuddling worth it.

Anyone who's buying this just for cuddling obviously doesn't have their priorities straight 

[beachbum111111]

Knowing me I would probably fall right through the slats

[devildogelite]

Anyone who's buying this just for cuddling obviously doesn't have their priorities straight 

I don't get it  Normally I understand this type of thing but I just don't get it

[SWAT One]

Knowing me I would probably fall right through the slats

Knowing me, I would probably try to squeeze in between the slats.

I have a feeling that so many phones will be lost like this.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

lets not beat around the bush about sticking our richards in the slats

[shyGriff]

i saw a different version of this where instead of having multiple slats there was just one dip in the mattress, where your arms would be