"Pinkie Cooper" oh god why

[Renousim]

explain this ;_;

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[Caribou]

It looks like Barbie got plastic surgery by Mike Tyson.

[Zalot]

hot

[Jairo]

[ßlöükfáce]

explain this ;_;

2doge4u

OT: ded

[TurnipBlog]

Oh God, please don't let this be a trend.

[ßlöükfáce]

Oh God, please don't let this be a trend.

I think someone else posted about these or something similar.

What was it called?

[Plastiware]

Pinkie Cooper and the Jet Set Pets is an upcoming line of fashion dolls developed and manufactured by The BridgeDirect, scheduled to be in major US and international retailers in Summer/Fall 2013.[1] The line includes aspects of fashion play, travel and pet collectibles in a unique form that will stand out in the fashion doll category. [...] The dolls are approximately nine inches tall and are modeled after the English toy spaniel dog breed. The line was designed by famed fashion and toy designer Carter Bryant, creator of the original Bratz concept, and his sister. Bryant said that he based the dolls on his sister's real roosterer spaniel of the same name, Pinkie Cooper.

That said, why?!

[Zanaran2]

That said, why?!

Disney.
Disney is why.
As soon as Walt Disney was pooped into existence, human civilization declined.

[TristanLuigi]

Disney.
Disney is why.
As soon as Walt Disney was pooped into existence, human civilization declined.

The company truly died along with Walt Disney (before that, Disney was actually good.)

[Alternat¡ve]

they are trying to appeal to the brony range of 16-40 year old males

[Mr.007]

It looks like it has more plastic surgery then nicki minaj's ass

[Harm94]

Looks like a furry with downs.

[Filipe]

"Ok guys we have to make a new type of dolls line-up, any plans?"

"Hurr how bout get dose dog toys we sell and put their heads in our dolls?"

"PERFECT!"

And that's how this abomination was born, why

[TurnipBlog]

And that's how this abomination was born, why

We've GOT to have... MONEY...