Author Topic: iPhone 5's TouchID supports nipple identification  (Read 1568 times)


At least my nipples have some use!

If you do his, nobody will be able to unlock your phone.

Didn't everybody know this already?

If you do his, nobody will be able to unlock your phone.

Why? Assuming you're not doing including yourself, it's the same for fingers and toes.

I'm only sold if it includes vaginal identification



Next iPhone should have the ability to brown townyze DNA from skin/hair/blood samples.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2013, 12:51:23 PM by Electrk »


It also supports your um... nutsack

examining sperm sample,

EXAMINING...
EXAMINING...
EXAMINING...

sperm sample identification confirmed,
unlocking your phone now

i swipe across my screen to use it, thats just a butt dialing protection so to prevent dead batteries in my pocket.

why you people feel the need to lock your phones is odd to me. what info about yourself that could be harmful to lose are you keeping on your phones?

i swipe across my screen to use it, thats just a butt dialing protection so to prevent dead batteries in my pocket.

why you people feel the need to lock your phones is odd to me. what info about yourself that could be harmful to lose are you keeping on your phones?
Some people keep information of their location of house on their phone.
This might become how critikal locks his iPhone.

It also supports your um... nutsack

There are many things that can support your nutsack
« Last Edit: September 25, 2013, 03:55:44 PM by Electrk »

Some people keep information of their location of house on their phone
Where you live isn't private.

The real awnser is nudes.