op didn't write a sob story about how his car broke down and was late for work, or how he owes a 500 dollar ticket for littering.
those things are beievable because true or not, they would be an appropriate thing to post online the day they happened for sympathy or just to rant.
and that would be fine.
even if all this was 100% true about his dead thai whore, it actually makes him look like a total starfish for thinking this community is even slightly the appropriate place to bring it to.
maybe weeks later. but not the day of. and certainly not minutes after recieving the horrible news.
fake fake and loving fake.