i lost my girlfriend

[Pandan]

good job, you found an old picture and found a bunch of old quotes.

Doesn't look too old to me. Also those quotes aren't old by any means lol.
Just admit you're trolling and get out please. My cereal is getting soggy.

[Ad Bot]

[.::Taboo::.]

Are you like 14 or what? You look 14.

[Zanaran2]

Are you like 14 or what? You look 14.

good job, you found an old picture and found a bunch of old quotes.

[rockslide26]

Doesn't look too old to me. Also those quotes aren't old by any means lol.
Just admit you're trolling and get out please. My cereal is getting soggy.

that picture was my skype profile picture in 2011. it had always been since i got a skype years before that point.

Are you like 14 or what? You look 14.

I'm going to college, how am I 14? again, that thread is very old, and that picture is years older than the thread.

[Pandan]

Are you like 14 or what? You look 14.

I swear to buddah that his profile earier said " Age N/A"

N/A usually means 14 yeah.

[Pandan]

That stuff should be bannable dude. I already loving read his reply. Stop spamming.

[rockslide26]

I swear to buddah that his profile earier said " Age N/A"

N/A usually means 14 yeah.

it never said that.
I'm not going to argue with you anymore, it's loving pointless. nobody wins here, nobody can prove anything at the moment.

[Zanaran2]

it never said that.
I'm not going to argue with you anymore, it's loving pointless. nobody wins here, nobody can prove anything at the moment.

Yeah. Let's let this sink into the bilge layers of the Drama board.
And if you still want to continue, go ahead and make a fool out of yourself fighting a fight you can't win.

[Pandan]

Okay, let's say your girlfriend of 3 years died today.

Why the forget are you posting on a forum? If my girlfriend died, i wouldn't be chatting it up online about it. Are you loving handicapped? Lol.
Here's what I think happened.

You're 17 or something. Have a baby face, so you look young. You're an emo friend just like your girlfriend.
She's cutting and you're cutting, and she accidentally cuts herself with the master sword.

She gets pushed into a parallel dimension where everyone believes your stories on the internet.
In that dimension, you make a thread; titled "i lost my girlfriend"

In that thread, a bunch of tweenagers believe your ridiculous stories (Just like your other threads, since i started researching)
In that thread, even after being debunked several times, you continue your quest to save hyrule.

[Crispy_]

Personally I have nothing against rockslide, besides the fact that I think he lies. So a little while back, while questioning the op, I got together a bunch of things rockslide has claimed. This is all his and not mine. It has been summarized and shorted by me the the meaning is the same.
Its honestly very hard to come to the conclusion that hes lying but thats my opinion. If Im wrong Im sorry but anyways.

First this is what rockslide says he has had

OCD, ADD, Bipolar II, asthma,  Schizophrenia, Arthritis, a possible cancerous tumor, anxiety, and depression

Parents are divorced and he has had relatives die in 9/11. He has also had his biological father mistreat his siblings and one of them ended up dying. He claims to also have 6 or 7 siblings.

Throughout his time he has changed height. Fluxuating from 5'7" to 6' to 5'8". Im 5'8", I know Im 5'8"; I also know im not 6' and I do not get mistaken for 6' either.

But the 2 most interesting stories are
1) His friend Aekemi
2) His girlfriend

So in 2011, rockslide claims he lost his friend Akemi in an earthquake. Says that he was very close to her. But the thing is, in multiple posts before he calls her Aekemi. For someone claiming to be so close he doesnt know if her name is Aekemi or Akemi.

And his girlfriend, which in July, he let us know that he plans on getting engaged to her and has been with her for 3 years. But if you go back to only mid - 2012 he says multiple times that he was currently not in a relationship.

Other things that I find very difficult to believe. Like

4 known Self Delete attempts.

Has a fallout shelter.

Claims a ghost has thrown a gauntlet at his head in a family manor. (While later he said his uncle has a castle in Scotland, which, while he was there, a ghost threw a guantlet at his head too.)

Some ghost story involving his mom and her real estate job

Born in Texas, lived in Switzerland, now is in CT. (Recently claiming he has lived all over Europe)

Claims he was amost aborted.


So choose to believe what you want, but from what I've gathered and Ive seen, I cannot believe this. I personally believe he mixes truth with fiction. Unless he is of course, telling the truth, because he is the most interesting man in the world.

alright, rockslide is stuff.

[Pandan]

alright, rockslide is stuff.

Thank you crispy for joining the jedi forces. finally

[Crispy_]

Thank you crispy for joining the jedi forces. finally

and you are still stuff.

[Bisjac]

I was lectured about wisdom by a kid who fakes his imaginary girlfriends death. 

XD

[Duhman115]

I'll believe Rockslide is stuff.

[Zanaran2]

alright, rockslide is stuff.

okay I know now that he was full of stuff
but you guys are still starfishs for fueling the fire