how would you prefer to die?

[Nal]

20mm Vulcan to the upper body

kinky

[Ad Bot]

[Mr.007]

I WANT TO DIE IN THIS

[devildogelite]

In my sleep, or killing myself before I suffer from some disease.

[st8terblock]

Sniffing diamond dust

[Muslim]

In my sleep, or killing myself before I suffer from some disease.

[Flamecannon]

transforming into a constellation so lovers would identify me in the night sky and say "hey there's the dumbass constellation"

[WyWy5000]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Top_100_ways_to_die

3.141592653589793238462643383 27950288. Giving birth to a giant cactus through an eight-mile long, 2 centimeter wide snake
Even if you survive the pain, your precious snake will be in ruins.

how did I find this.

[Electrk]

uncyclopedia

:I

[Renekar]

being bludgeoned with a frozen armadillo

[Nonnel]

Choking on a sandwich in the shower because that would be badass. B^)

[WyWy5000]

choking on a sandwich in the shower/??

What's on the sandwich

[awesomebread]

Getting shot with a flare gun

[Nonnel]

What's on the sandwich

2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread

[querty67]

Preferred ways i want to die.
Execution by a 21 gun salute.
Hit by a fast moving train.
Cooking a live grenade in my hand.
Execution by a .357 magnum (most preferred)
Dying in a huge ball of fire in mid-air
Getting strangled
Being sniped dead
And Number 1 is



Dying by fireworks, A flare gun and any other stuff that explodes or sets fire to someone

[Epicduke]

big boom