Author Topic: Siri is getting funnier (I guess)  (Read 3476 times)

So I asked Siri "How much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wood" today. Usually, on older versions she would say: "Can't we do something else?" or something like that, but what happened on iOS 7, she said:

"A so-called 'woodchuck' (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck -- that is, throw -- as much as the woodchuck in question was physically able to chuck (ibid.) if woodchucks in general had the capability (and, presumably, the motivation) to chuck wood."

That may not be funny to you guys, but it is funny to me. It's like reading a dictionary.

EDIT: Well might as well say what was your funny Siri happenings, be it on purpose or by mistake.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2013, 09:23:37 PM by KillerCop311 »

It's because Siri is a smartass

When I ask her she just errors. I'm gonna loving choke that cunt out.

When I ask her she just errors. I'm gonna loving choke that cunt out.

what are the servers overloaded or something? or are you jailbroken and using a fanmade server?

I wish siri would come in an update for iPhone 4. I shouldn't have to buy a 4s or a 5 just to use it :(
It's just software right? Idk

I wish siri would come in an update for iPhone 4. I shouldn't have to buy a 4s or a 5 just to use it :(
It's just software right? Idk

tip: get a jailbreak and get wordapple's server and ac!d siri


i'm sorry but i'm an undercover police officer and former apple worker who secretly created siri over a period of 30^6 years for loveual predators/rapists/etc so we could pinpoint their location and arrest them.
you are unfortunately suspected to be one of those 3 items so i have alerted all parties of the democratic people's republic of korea to take over your neighborhood and arrest you.

i'm sorry but i'm an undercover police officer and former apple worker who secretly created siri over a period of 30^6 years for loveual predators/rapists/etc so we could pinpoint their location and arrest them.
you are unfortunately suspected to be one of those 3 items so i have alerted all parties of the democratic people's republic of korea to take over your neighborhood and arrest you.

wait what

was that a message that actually happened
or is this a joke



The fact that siri could (potentially) save lives is pretty cool.

A "more funny" Siri?

Whats the point making a trivial application even more trivial?

A "more funny" Siri?

Whats the point making a trivial application even more trivial?
Now it can do useful things AND make jokes.


Would've been more funnier if it suggested a hardware store closes to you.