Grounded for getting an erection

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petition to ban cabby for rule 2

all in favor say aye

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[Cabby]

petition to ban cabby for rule 2

all in favor say aye

there have been many more severe things...

[Caribou]

You had an erection?! Oh wow, I did too 25 years ago. What's next? Grounded for farting?

[Cabby]

You had an erection?! Oh wow, I did too 25 years ago. What's next? Grounded for farting?

but do i really deserve to be grounded lol

rip life for the next 7 days

[Caribou]

but do i really deserve to be grounded lol

I don't think so, it's a lil' bit silly how you're grounded for getting erect.

[Cabby]

I think so, erections are unnatural and artificial.

what

[.:FancyPants:.]

but do i really deserve to be grounded lol

absolutely not
in fact you could say i think it should be

lifted

[awesomebread]

My biggest question is how did they notice? Did you walk around the house naked?

[Nickelob Ultra]

late parody of the grounded for fapping thread.

lock pls

we have a weiner hahahaha get it *high 5*

[Khorde]

petition to ban cabby for rule 2

all in favor say aye

aye

[Anti-Block]

we have a weiner hahahaha get it *high 5*

I have male genitalia as well so I feel entitled to this virtual high five

[Cabby]

skinny jeans

[Dre5567]

grounded for living

[Titanium Man]

skinny jeans

so your parents just walk up to you and say "you're grounded son because you got an erection!"
this is bullstuff

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skinny jeans

start cherishing those erections because you keep on wearing skinny jeans and you'll be wishing blood went to your man parts