Grounded for getting an erection

[Swampivorous]

one time my mom saw me fapping so as a punishment she cut off my richard and put it in a box on the top of the bookcase
i cant reach it :(

Use the Gravity Gun.  Or just get the tool gun and delete her.  Or just turn her into a Headcrab and super glue her to the ceiling and laugh.

[Ad Bot]

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[Jeremie]

Erections ground me if you know what I am saying.

[Mr.007]

I would lol if op posted "wtf r u guys talking about dis serius"

[Niff]

inb4forcedfourmtrend

[Stocking]

ive never had an erection in my life maybe you should grow up and control your urges

[hodototman]

ive never had an erection in my life maybe you should grow up and control your urges

what i thought you were tranloveual!!!

[Stocking]

what i thought you were tranloveual!!!

im not very fond of transloveual

[hodototman]

im not very fond of transloveual

gee my point exactly.

[Cabby]

Grounded for a day exactly, jeez.
Discuss puberty

[Muslim]

This whole thread.

[Niff]

My balls have been itching 24/7

And my pants randomly pull on wee wee hair sometimes

[Bacon Pancakes]

one time my mom saw me fapping so as a punishment she cut off my richard and put it in a box on the top of the bookcase
i cant reach it :(

its fine plz no cry

[Big Brøther]

look them in the eyes and finish

[grunterdb1951]

look them in the eyes and finish

Look them in the eyes and finish having an erection...?