Reign - omg updoot

[Kimono]

lOL MORE LIKE DIKPAI

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[PurpleMetro]

>Joel: Fly and kick the stuff out of Max.
Leave raymond for dead.

>Raymond: Grab Joel and jump off the cliff
Throw a stack of lit Roman Candles at the men if possible

Agent 1: Halt, you are under federal arrest.
Agent 2: Yeah, what he said.
Joel: God damnit, I don't have time for this crap
Joel: Sayonara, Raymond!

Joel opens his wings and jumps off the cliff



Raymond: Joel, where the hell are you going?
Joel: To kick Max's ass
Raymond: Oh no you aren't!

Raymond grabs Joel's leg



Joel: Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Joel: Let go!
Raymond: No!

Agent 1: Wait!
Agent 1: Don't go anywhere!
Joel: Raymond, I said let GO!
Raymond: You can't be trusted, you lunatic!

Suddenly, in effect from Joel's struggles to get free, they both fall off the cliff



Today wasn't really a good day for you two

[Cool Boi]

Open your wings, and fly upwards, then punch Joel in the face. Throw some fireworks at the men first

[Shell]

Raymond you loving cunt, see you almost got us killed again. And you're blaming me.

>Joel: ignore the tryhard secret agents and smash Gaymond's face against the side of the cliff.

[TheKid]

i want to see the reason why joel would want to beat up max. i don't see any sign of him slowing either raymond or joel down, sure joel's a douchebag but max appears to have done nothing wrong.

[Shell]

Max fell over the cliff, and Raymond insisted that we help him. Helping him would have wasted our time (but it doesnt even matter because raymond loving slowed us down again) and we would have gotten captured by the bad guys.

[TheKid]

"oh no someone got a headache and fell over the cliff. you know we could have just flown away from the cliff but then i want to beat him up to waste more time"

[Shell]

I wasn't going to punch the stuff out of him at first, I was just gonna stop Raymond from saving him. But he made a BIIIIIIIG loving fuss about it and my efforts not to waste time went unnoticed. When the government guys caught up with us it was almost absolovinglutely Max's fault, because if he hadn't fallen over, Raymond wouldn't have gotten his period and cried, and they wouldn't have him for research to test and stuff on so they know our weaknesses, and WE WOULDN'T BE FALLING RIGHT NOW.

[Ben Watts]

I wasn't going to punch the stuff out of him at first, I was just gonna stop Raymond from saving him. But he made a BIIIIIIIG loving fuss about it and my efforts not to waste time went unnoticed. When the government guys caught up with us it was almost absolovinglutely Max's fault, because if he hadn't fallen over, Raymond wouldn't have gotten his period and cried, and they wouldn't have him for research to test and stuff on so they know our weaknesses, and WE WOULDN'T BE FALLING RIGHT NOW.

Well if we saved him then we would have been flying off already you assbag.

[TheKid]

coulda chosen things wisely

1. Raymond and Joel: Jump off the cliff and chase after Max

2. catch him

3. With the added velocity from the fall fly away super fast with him

[Cool Boi]

Is nobody interested about what could be happening to jerome

[Shell]

Well if we saved him then we would have been flying off already you assbag.

Saving him would have taken too long. I was just gonna fly off with raymond but his whining took up the time so it didn't even matter.

coulda chosen things wisely

1. Raymond and Joel: Jump off the cliff and chase after Max

2. catch him

3. With the added velocity from the fall fly away super fast with him

Yeah, it's gonna be easy to fly off whilst carrying a 100+ pound 18 year old.

[TheKid]

wait wouldnt it still waste time if joel even went up there to beat up max

[Cool Boi]

>Camera: Cut to Max and Jerome

[TheKid]

wait wouldnt it still waste time if joel even went up there to beat up max