relationship advice from girl expert

[WyWy5000]

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would stuff like all this above me eventually be bannable because i really want to be a part of it

I was about to post one too but..

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[Gatysh]

I was about to post one too but..

he happened

[st8terblock]

She only accepts bitcoin.

aw

[Stocking]

Need advice, Stocking. There's a girl I like and I'm really friendzoned, she's going to Homecoming with a group of friends. I'm trying to work up the courage to tag along. Is that a good idea or not, and what is it that really sweeps Theatre club girls off their feet?

Don't 'tag along.' That's awful, tell her you want to take her on a date. Don't stutter, don't hesitate, don't show your nervousness. If you ask her out all shy and unsure it'll communicate that you guys shouldn't go together. If you're confident and compose yourself confidently it'll sound obvious, as in it'll make her doubt her own opinion because you seem so sure of yours.

It's complicated, but don't tag along. Let her know that if she's not going on a date with you you aren't interested in going.

the only thing you can do. masturbate while thinking of it

or eat them

[DiceyGrammar]

stocking, firstly thank you for hooking me up with my hot irl girl

but secondly how do i teach this hot irl girl about the world of computers so she knows what to buy me for presents

[Night Fox]

but secondly how do i teach this hot irl girl about the world of computers so she knows what to buy me for presents

just tell her what to buy. give her links to all the things

[DiceyGrammar]

just tell her what to buy. give her links to all the things

i just feel weird about telling people what i want? besides i do actually want her to understand what i do with a massive chunk of my time, rather than just be getting something off a list

i did make her get steam the other day so i'm trying to ease her into it

[Big Brøther]

how many banned accounts have you had since then lol

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[Stocking]

stocking, firstly thank you for hooking me up with my hot irl girl

but secondly how do i teach this hot irl girl about the world of computers so she knows what to buy me for presents

Introduce her to World of Warcraft. Girls get hooked on this stuff, one of my friends got his gf into it and on his very next birthday he got a Razer Naga Epic.

just tell her what to buy. give her links to all the things

Don't, you have to make it seem like it's her idea.

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Really? I don't remember the accent over the o.

[DiceyGrammar]

Introduce her to World of Warcraft. Girls get hooked on this stuff, one of my friends got his gf into it and on his very next birthday he got a Razer Naga Epic.

i dont want her THAT into it, just enough to know what games aren't stuff

[Stocking]

i dont want her THAT into it, just enough to know what games aren't stuff

The problem is is that computers are frustrating, abstract, and complicated; 3 things girls hate and are bad at.

It's hard to motivate somebody to learn computers, but anyone who's played WoW for any amount of time begins to get more comfortable with them.

Alternative: Wait for Wildstar and play that together, since it's going to be the best MMO in the world.

[King of the Bill]

Don't 'tag along.' That's awful, tell her you want to take her on a date. Don't stutter, don't hesitate, don't show your nervousness. If you ask her out all shy and unsure it'll communicate that you guys shouldn't go together. If you're confident and compose yourself confidently it'll sound obvious, as in it'll make her doubt her own opinion because you seem so sure of yours.

It's complicated, but don't tag along. Let her know that if she's not going on a date with you you aren't interested in going.

Roger that; it's not going to work in time for homecoming, but I'll keep this in mind for next time.
I need to work on my stuttering problem before I can ask smoothly.

[carolcat]

frustrating, abstract, and complicated; 3 things girls hate and are bad at.

i can confirm this (but i don't think this about computers)

[.::Taboo::.]

for real, how do i choose between two equally cool girls in a way that doesn't involve me telling them i'm cheating

[Big Brøther]

Really? I don't remember the accent over the o.

my last account is not banned i think, and if it is then it's not because i broke a rule. i got phished