Author Topic: best rap 2013 by me  (Read 3499 times)

i have a biscuit, then a biscuit had a biscuit, can a biscuit, have another biscuit, without a biscuit, having biscuits, wholey biscuits....


rate x/10

orange orange orange orange..

totally rhymes, trust me

gonna get rich off this

Yo yo bro, watchya throw.
Mother of Fro's. That guys' rows.

This guy can poh, so can yoh.
RHYMING SHIMMING.

Yo yo bro, watchya throw.
Mother of Fro's. That guys' rows.

This guy can poh, so can yoh.
RHYMING SHIMMING.
get your slant rhyme stuff OUTTA HERE


keepin it real like a g ain't nothin

you ain't gotta like it cuz the hood gon' love it

yo..check it..... brother brother brother brother brother brother rooster back and pull the trigga brother brother brother brother pullin figures brother forget stuff bitch ass booty up in the pictures mollies in water in the pitcher brother richer than pryor and prier to me pullin up my zipper ya bitch had my richard in her mouth, i had to tip her like an atlanta stripper, twerkin on my richard-er i meant roosterledoodledoo it, you stupid dufus im a rubics cube, rubrics lookin like stanley kubrick produced it UH, brother brother brother

yo..check it..... brother brother brother brother brother brother rooster back and pull the trigga brother brother brother brother pullin figures brother forget stuff bitch ass booty up in the pictures mollies in water in the pitcher brother richer than pryor and prier to me pullin up my zipper ya bitch had my richard in her mouth, i had to tip her like an atlanta stripper, twerkin on my richard-er i meant roosterledoodledoo it, you stupid dufus im a rubics cube, rubrics lookin like stanley kubrick produced it UH, brother brother brother
cap a glock 10 times
rattle 30 w/ an uzi
break your body down like enzymes
blow your mind like bob cousy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iEWLZIIWW4
warning loud but winner
like seirously I advice you, its loud. I'm laying this as a warning


Damn son where'd you find this?

Watch me freestyle, yo!

Check it
I got a peanut butter sandwich,
Then my friends came over with some Manwich.
They saw me with mah PB sandwich, sayin',
"Dude, we so jelly!
Dat peanut B sandwich!"
So...
I PUT THEM ON THE PB SANDWICH.
NOW I GOT A PB & J SANDWICH.
Word!
(Notice how pro I am, rhymed sandwich with sandwich so many times 2pro4you.)

YOU CHALLENGIN ME dog?

word its on get ready for this ahem

ahem


xomat isnt gay he just suck richard fo' cash
all his uncles and his dad make sho'
dey make der turn last
he sweatin on the sidewalk cuz the sky's way too sunny
but he aint allowed to go inside
gotta suck richard fo money
uncle bobby and his pappy rub their big veiny roosters
dey pour on honey mustard sauce
for him to lick off
xanox does it happily and savors the funk
cant wait til he's allowed his turn
to sit on their junk

YOU CHALLENGIN ME dog?

word its on get ready for this ahem

ahem


xomat isnt gay he just suck richard fo' cash
all his uncles and his dad make sho'
dey make der turn last
he sweatin on the sidewalk cuz the sky's way too sunny
but he aint allowed to go inside
gotta suck richard fo money
uncle bobby and his pappy rub their big veiny roosters
dey pour on honey mustard sauce
for him to lick off
xanox does it happily and savors the funk
cant wait til he's allowed his turn
to sit on their junk
Ahem,
My music is soothing, but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of your car while it's moving
You've been waiting on this moment
My sermon is like an omen, I'm servin', I'm Eric Sermon
I saw the window was open and I jumped through it
My stuff, if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it, rummage or find something
You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping
I'm constantly copping over you, squatting
stuff has gotten to the point where I aint even writing no more
I'm just jottin', this is chicken scratch
stuff is sickening, I've been kicking ass, off bullstuff throwaway rhymes
Pick a batch, I live for the love of rap, you crazy?
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat, you Canibus then it's Dre's fee
You Kay Slay the fees waived
I stay beefing with J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazing him
Oops! I put it out, I apologize now, it's too late, G

Ahem,
My music is soothing, but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump out of your car while it's moving
You've been waiting on this moment
My sermon is like an omen, I'm servin', I'm Eric Sermon
I saw the window was open and I jumped through it
My stuff, if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it, rummage or find something
You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping
I'm constantly copping over you, squatting
stuff has gotten to the point where I aint even writing no more
I'm just jottin', this is chicken scratch
stuff is sickening, I've been kicking ass, off bullstuff throwaway rhymes
Pick a batch, I live for the love of rap, you crazy?
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat, you Canibus then it's Dre's fee
You Kay Slay the fees waived
I stay beefing with J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazing him
Oops! I put it out, I apologize now, it's too late, G

you live wid double dads cuz yo parents are gay
they raised you like you were there own and taught you their way
youve got an star fish that sags just like an old ladys cunt
straight runs down your crack so you can see from the front

on the weekends both yo daddies bring you home asian men
you spread your asscheeks wide and they forget you again
after they all done yo colon's full of sushi
so you run up to your room real quick and get straight to the douching
you empty out your brown town tract right into a cup
and you slurp that sushi, cum and stuff and eat it all up

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