I am not black or a rapper
Then you are gay
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Just a few minutes ago, I got home from work. At the left turn lane right by there, I ended up right next to a turquoise Pontiac Grand Am. I chose the incorrect lane because the Ford Freestyle in front of me could've lost a race to a bulldozer, so the Grand Am went off ahead following a red Sierra. He cut in front of the Freestyle and took off going about 70. I tried going around the Freestyle but he sped up and wouldn't allow me to cut over since the gap between the opening and the Sierra was too small. Once the Sierra managed to scoot over into the right lane, I passed both of them and ended up catching up with the Grand Am (who had slowed down), passing him. At this point, I just forgot about all of them, until I saw the Grand Am coming up fast behind me. I moved over and he went by, but he got stuck behind an HHR that was slowing for a red light before he could move in front of me. My lane was clear all the way up to the stoplight so I slowed down so I could time the green light without having to stop. The Grand Am had been starting to scoot over into my lane just when the light turned green, but I just smashed the pedal to the floor and blew past the stopped cars at the light at 60. The Grand Am got stuck behind the accelerating cars that began trying to funnel into the gap that I went through while I drove off. About three miles later, I was still going a little over 60 when the Grand Am blasted past me so fast that my car shook back and forth. He had to slam on the brakes to avoid going off the road at a rather gentle corner just ahead. I was getting very interested at this point and began to add a little gas. Being night time, I was worried about police cars hiding in the dark so I didn't go too fast, plus hitting a possible deer at ~65mph is not good. Our two cars took off alone into the dark and the highway narrowed to two lane 2-way traffic. He continued to go about 75 in the 55 so he was easily getting away. However, he caught up with a car that stopped in the middle of the road to turn into a driveway, so I caught up and shoved the nose of my car within 2 feet of his bumper and continued to do this as he accelerated. I couldn't tell if I was making him mad or if he had been trying to challenge me this whole time so I just decided to keep egging him on. Soon enough, a blue Equinox pulled into the road with us coming at around 60 and we both passed it in the empty passing zone. The Grand Am accelerated so fast away from me at that point that I could hear his sad little four cylinder revving from inside my car. Once again, I didn't want to go after him too fast due to fear of wildlife, drunk drivers, and police. I managed to keep him in sight up until I turned onto my street, at which point I flashed my brights at him from afar and he flashed his brake lights.
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