when white people pretend to care about people saying brother
when white people pretend to care about anything dumb really
when I'm in bed using my phone and somehow drop it on my face
when something falls in the shower and every other bottle falls too
some more things I can't think of
when people ask what kind of pain you have
like "is it a throbbing pain, a stabbing pain, a light pain, a sudden pain"
like forget you man it hurts idfk what kind of pain it is
today my mom asked me how bad my headache was and I was just like "what?"
