Your bicycle seat may damage your snake.

[Isjix]

i cant even

maybe I should have put goober

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[psychomutt]

i hate it when people use dumb names for snake. especially "pesky little pecker"

[Alyx Vance]

i dont sit when i use my bike at all

The only time I do is when trying to make a super hard turn, standing up during a hairpin on a mountain bike = BAD BAD BAD

[Blockzillahead]

i hate it when people use dumb names for snake. especially "pesky little pecker"

one eyed worm
mushroom tip
tunnel snake

[Jairo]

great, another reason not to exercise 

[Alyx Vance]

one eyed worm
mushroom tip
tunnel snake

Willy the one eyed german

[SlayerZ99]

great news, Im too poor to afford a seat anyways

[Nomel]

Willy the one eyed german

That worm thing OH MY GOD THERE'S A WORM GROWING OUT OF YOU

[carolcat]

i've heard bike seats may ruin a girl's climaxs too
bikes are very clearly evil and we should ban them

[xSetrox]

The article specifically states those Y shaped bicycle seats. So it's okay to ride a pole.

[Mr Man]

i hate it when people use dumb names for snake. especially "pesky little pecker"

tallywacker

[Bisjac]

like back in the 50s. bike seats got girls to climax. like a lot. it was a huge issue they actually had to address.

man they ruin all the fun

[awesomebread]

I walk home :)

[Bisjac]

I walk home :)

you may think you simply avoided bike seat impotency.

 but not having a car is also an easy way to not have love.

XD

[awesomebread]

you may think you simply avoided bike seat impotency.

 but not having a car is also an easy way to not have love.

XD

I'm not old enough to drive a car anyways