Your bicycle seat may damage your snake.

[PurpleMetro]

tallywacker

oh god more please seriously every dumb name people come up with cracks me up

[Ad Bot]

[Ben Watts]

Damn. I remember the countless times I fell of the seat and crushed my balls.

[xSetrox]

oh god more please seriously every dumb name people come up with cracks me up

woodpecker

[ßlöükfáce]

oh god more please seriously every dumb name people come up with cracks me up

banana
man log
yin yang
hot dog
meat stick

These ones are the least funny ones out there

[awesomebread]

oh god more please seriously every dumb name people come up with cracks me up

shlamalamadingdong

[Bisjac]

forgetstick

[ShadowsfeaR]

i dont sit when i use my bike at all

Lol same here. BMX bike.

[BlockoCrafter]

Even though we've got lots of slopes in my neighborhood, I tend to not sit when I pedal my bike. With standing, I can pedal faster.

[Epicduke]

I walk home :)

[Pacha-]

Lol same here. BMX bike.

yep, I BMX too

[fawkes..]

man log

Please tell me nobody actually says this

[Malleo100]

It really hurts when wearing Wet swim trunks and you get "Gamboo"/Crotch rot

[Oasis]

This wasn't assumed when the bicycle was first created?

[Malleo100]

This wasn't assumed when the bicycle was first created?

It was possibly used as a torture device

[Gatysh]

banana
man log
yin yang
hot dog
meat stick

These ones are the least funny ones out there

flesh rod/rod of flesh
flesh whip/whipsquirter