Earth As They Know It - Less Abusive Version

[Theepicman]

forget dis m8

SFR blows up

I guess I can take my island back unless this is a joke.

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[SWAT One]

A fleet of American ships, cargo and military, depart from Long Beach, CA and another from Seattle.  They would arrive at Hawaii to resupply and then sail all the way to Shanghai.

[Epicduke]

wait so how does this game work
because what i seen is that you just claim land from other countries and they say "ok" and you get there oil without any other repercussions

[SWAT One]

Swat 3 is a poor example to follow.  I suggest reading some of the older topics.

Were Hawaii and Midway claimed?

[Swat 3]

I was kidding we didn't blow up.

Oh yeah I found a post I made a little bit ago:

Due to the small amount of oil needed to still help out with the "clean" solution, the government starts planting excess amounts of vegetables and starts to connects some cattle to harmless machines that collect farts.

So I guess we were planting bio-oil thingies all along!!!!

I was silly because I thought that the oil was kinda there a little bit assuming the terrorist didn't destroy all of the oil in the Middle East and Norway and stuff.
because apparently all of the oil evaporated or moved or something idk

I thought I had the upper hand my taking locations upon this post that you made:

Now he has a foothold on you guys.  NUF proposes that the UFA place an embargo against the SFR.

And therefore thought that if I took the Middle East and Norway, I would get the oil.
Of course you kinda mislead me indirectly, so... I was not informed of the fact that crude oil moved or some stuff.

Hawaii and Midway were not claimed, but I assume you are trying to invade China.


Diplomats attempt to urge the UFA to take down the embargo against the SFR, and place a trading agreement instead. They insist that banning trade between the two federations cannot be good for the interest of the human race, because life saving technologies can be researched and traded between the two federations.

Smaller, more efficient DEW weapons are being researched so infantry and light armor can carry them in the light of a possible war due to the tensions between the UFA and the SFR. DEW weapons capable of crowd control are also being produced for civilian law enforcement.

SFR starts to mine more deeply for the mistaken amount of oil they seemed to have gathered (lol), although, since bio-diesel fuel is becoming a better interest because it is more productive, they start to plant plants that can produce more bio-diesel in the land that they took in search for oil. A satellite is launched into space in a conjoined mission where a lander complete with a base for a modular structure attached. 

[Mikoyan]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH loving FUEL IT WOULD TAKE TO LAUNCH A SATELLITE

[SWAT One]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH loving FUEL IT WOULD TAKE TO LAUNCH A SATELLITE

Well he's not using gasoline or biofuel for that.

If he is, he's stupid.

[SWAT One]

Hawaii and Midway were not claimed, but I assume you are trying to invade China.

What the forget?  No.  Kestroga is doing nothing against us.  The military ships that accompanied the cargo ships are there for protection, should any kind of raid happen.

Diplomats attempt to urge the UFA to take down the embargo against the SFR, and place a trading agreement instead. They insist that banning trade between the two federations cannot be good for the interest of the human race, because life saving technologies can be researched and traded between the two federations.

We're fine how we are, thank you.

In addition, the oil hadn't moved, really.  It's just that you'd find maybe ¹/_100,000^th of the oil you might normally find.  Locations that would be rich in oil would be probably near empty, if not empty already.  I'm also surprised that the now empty pockets of air under the ocean haven't collapsed yet.


UFA begins shipping biofuels and biologically-produced chemicals, and [REDACTED] to Kestroga.

[Swat 3]

I guess I am too stupid still to play any of these games. All I do is forget up once and then my whole nation goes down the drain because I am misinformed and I am not simply educated enough in space travel, apparently how oil works, and I am not a good strategic person. I also don't have any friends down here who I can ally with and team up with as a country.

I donate all of my land to UFA, as long I can come in some time to time and act as a sub-state or something.

or you guys lie to me or something

HEY GOJIRA WANNA CO RUN MY NATION

[Gojira]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH loving FUEL IT WOULD TAKE TO LAUNCH A SATELLITE

depending on how efficient the rocket is and how light the payload is, not that much.

[SWAT One]

Derp.  Well uhh, okay.  I'll look into that in a bit.  Actually, if Gojira could run SFR with you, I'll be more willing to let you keep it.

Also, map updated:

[Swat 3]

Derp.  Well uhh, okay.  I'll look into that in a bit.  Actually, if Gojira could run SFR with you, I'll be more willing to let you keep it.

Also, map updated:

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I think if he ran it with me, I wouldn't do stupid ass things.

And a possible alliance can be formed with the UFA~.

[Theepicman]

I guess I am too stupid still to play any of these games. All I do is forget up once and then my whole nation goes down the drain because I am misinformed and I am not simply educated enough in space travel, apparently how oil works, and I am not a good strategic person. I also don't have any friends down here who I can ally with and team up with as a country.

Hey hey hey dont give up. People make mistakes sometimes. You can do more studying about the stuff you need to know in this roleplay.
Kestroga donates supplies to UFA. Mainly conisting of some oil, food and drinks and some metals such as Iron, Copper, Steel, Silver, some gold, Nickel and some Lithium and about $22,000,000,000 (22 Billion) cash.

[Swat 3]

I suppose I will then

My right hand is on the rein and Gojira's left hand is on the rein.


Continues to increase it's claim area for the AS state. The legislature is creating a new system for the federation, possibly creating a co-presidential executive wing, where each President has a focus on one area of the system, but the two partners can step into each other's work zone. (basically Gojira and myself).

Infantry and light vehicular DEW weapons are still in research. Scientists are deciding if the use of battery "magazines" should be used instead of rechargeable integrated batteries. Speaking of DEW, a ICBM Defense Shield are being created. Locations of DEW ICBM-DS emplacements are classified (for obvious reasons).

[SWAT One]

Oh, sorry, I forgot to include Kestroga's most recent expansion.

UFA is looking into expanding into South America.  In the mean time, UFA claims the Celtic Isles and maintains control over them.  The establishment of it, as well as the Mid-Pacific Isles as Federate States are underway.

The first drone arrives back from the moon, carrying an unknown white subst-- [Transmission Interrupted]

The second and third drones will return in 2 months and 5 years, respectively.

Federate ship FRE Lucy Anne reports to being attacked by pirates at around 4:43 AM on its way to Hong Kong, at about 600 nautical miles' distance from its destination.  The ship sustained minimal damage, but 71% of the biofuels were looted.

Using the resources from Kestroga, UFA sends a gift, a statue of the current leader of Kestroga, 6 meters tall and made of blackened iron.  The rest of the resources are put into the development of schools and hospitals.  The money goes into project Hyperbolic Pinhole.