Earth As They Know It - Less Abusive Version

[Swat 3]

So basically, yeah.
SFR offers an alliance/basic trading agreement.  Information about their home planet is requested, and basic information on how their propulsion systems are asked for in trade for the knowledge of [REDACATED].

Human vaccines are offered, even though if it is not possible to be used, they can be studied (due to the obvious health issues associated with going to an unknown land with unknown things), and requests to know if any unknown virus/bacteria arrived with them on the ships. SFR officials are very glad to have a new species of sentient beings among the human race.


Also, SFR claims Alaska and spreads it's claim in the other claims it holds. More oil-producing plants are planted corresponding to region they are located in. If the new Etrarctia government wants room in Canada, the alliance option is severely suggested. In any favor, the Etractia people can have the north of Canada.

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[Rockinboy2000]

So basically, yeah.
SFR offers an alliance/basic trading agreement.  Information about their home planet is requested, and basic information on how their propulsion systems are asked for in trade for the knowledge of [REDACATED].

Human vaccines are offered, even though if it is not possible to be used, they can be studied (due to the obvious health issues associated with going to an unknown land with unknown things), and requests to know if any unknown virus/bacteria arrived with them on the ships. SFR officials are very glad to have a new species of sentient beings among the human race.


Also, SFR claims Alaska and spreads it's claim in the other claims it holds. More oil-producing plants are planted corresponding to region they are located in. If the new Etrarctia government wants room in Canada, the alliance option is severely suggested. In any favor, the Etractia people can have the north of Canada.

Etrarctia is up for alliance, We need more land for colonization, and our country may trade multiple copies of the FTL system used to arrive to earth though it isn't going for cheap, and we feel as right now isnt the best time for information about our planet due to the fact we just arrived.

[Theepicman]

Etrarctia is up for alliance, We need more land for colonization, and our country may trade multiple copies of the FTL system used to arrive to earth though it isn't going for cheap, and we feel as right now isnt the best time for information about our planet due to the fact we just arrived.

Kestroga sends an alliance request to Etractia. If Etractia accepts, they can have the other side of Australia, India and the most of the islands. They'll also get some metals and some oil and Kestrogian construction workers will help build settlements on the land they get if Entractia accepts.

[Swat 3]

Kestroga sends an alliance request to Etractia. If Etractia accepts, they can have the other side of Australia, India and the most of the islands. They'll also get some metals and some oil and Kestrogian construction workers will help build settlements on the land they get if Entractia accepts.

SFR is looking into the Austrian and Indonesian area, the ones you didn't claim.

Etrarctia is up for alliance, We need more land for colonization, and our country may trade multiple copies of the FTL system used to arrive to earth though it isn't going for cheap, and we feel as right now isnt the best time for information about our planet due to the fact we just arrived.

Alliance is a go I guess.

You can go ahead and get northern Canada. I am going to get Greenland though and that stuff.

Regarding the upcoming rape train of a claim, the majority of the Indonesian islands will not be populated by SFR citizens, but will be farmed (for vegetable oil) and oil will be mined by paying the native Indonesian people.
The northern Australian claim has militarily activity to prepare a much larger Australian claim, in order to start populating the area.


Alaskan claim was due to a large majority vote in the legislature because Alaska is pretty.
UFA surveyors are sent home.
(im not claiming like this anymore btw, too much resources and bio-fuel are being taken away because of this)

Due to the large amount of land in the SFR being used to create vegetable oil, a barrel of bio-diesel fuel is a whopping |s|8.69.

[Theepicman]

Then we'll give the lands below main Kestroga to Etractia and the claimed part of India. I might reserve some land in Australia for the Etractia. I'll make claims to some land on Australia and make it act as a land reservation to Ectractia.

[Swat 3]

Then we'll give the lands below main Kestroga to Etractia and the claimed part of India. I might reserve some land in Australia for the Etractia. I'll make claims to some land on Australia and make it act as a land reservation to Ectractia.

I don't think Etractia wants to be scattered across the globe.

I think they like Canada more, and btw, he didn't accept your alliance yet anyway lol.

[Theepicman]

A highly fueled plane flies over to Greenland, trying to avoid flying over other nations territory. The jump was recorded by the commander on the plane. Kestroga soon claims some of Greenland and sets up some camps and fires to stay warm. Wood was brung to build small cabins. Kestroga will now be sending some supplies to support the occupation of greenland.
Kestroga also expands its mainland down, almost intervening with the SFR's borders but yet far (You'll see if you zoom in).


Will the reserved land is a good amount and they'll get India as well and some islands. So they'll be scattered around the globe but they'll have land to build settlements to live on Earth and see new things different from their planet. Not just snow all day and low temperature.

[SWAT One]

UFA claims the upper half of South America.  Both probes return and discover plentiful sources of- *Transmission Interrupted*

What little of this newly discov- *Static* is going to be *static* a- *static*

The transmission ends.

Months later, hundreds of rockets take off across UFA and begin setting up facilities on the moon.  The rockets themselves are taken apart and are used as construction materials for the new moon base.  UFA releases a statement that if anyone but Kestroga lands on the moon, they will be shot down.

Concerning Etrarctia, any surveyors leave the land.  A few of the diplomats stay and request with the government that embassies be built in each of our nations.  UFA also offers the same to Kestroga.

All goods sold with feathers in the UFA are banned, and legislature banning the hunting and consumption of avians of all kinds is underway.

UFA takes all of its oil and puts it in reserve in case of an emergency.

[Theepicman]

Update the map please.

[Swat 3]

SFR really insists that they allow the SFR to land on the bloody loving moon that you can't... oh god at least let us use the Moon's orbit for getting to another planet.

You really can't claim loving gravity, and you really can't claim the moon either by saying you will shoot landers down.

The SFR insists that Etractia denies any alliance or embassy placements with the UFA because they are restricting moon landings, very important to human kind and their advancement (they show a video clip of the deceased USA's moon landing). They also are very threatening to the SFR's research and the Solutional trading market by placing an embargo against the SFR and the residents who reside there for no apparent reason.




Really man we have a fleet of SNS ships at Norway and the top of Canada.

Not that hard to see activity there and have it run through legislature while multiple jets go across Greenland shouting they own the place.

[SWAT One]

You may use the lunar gravity to navigate, but if there are any landings or spy missions, UFA will shoot them down.

UFA disaproves of UFA's crude political history, and urges Etrarctia to ignore any anti-UFA sentiment that comes from the SFR.

12 odd-looking containers arrive from the moon.

[Swat 3]

You may use the lunar gravity to navigate, but if there are any landings or spy missions, UFA will shoot them down.

UFA disaproves of UFA's crude political history, and urges Etrarctia to ignore any anti-UFA sentiment that comes from the SFR.

12 odd-looking containers arrive from the moon.

SFR proves the claims that they have an embargo against the SFR by showing trading percentages for basic household items sold and traded between the nations of Kestroga and SFR, and the UFA and the SFR.

There is no trading with the SFR and the UFA, because they placed an embargo for no domestic reason/political reason other than an assumed attempt to cripple the SFR's economy.

SFR also shows them documented recordings of the announcement from the UFA declaring that any other nations other than Kestroga and the UFA cannot land on the moon. This also now includes the Etracrtia government. (this was done in private so you can't show proof otherwise because you don't know we said this kool kids klub).



Also Swat One inb4 some random super element pixie dust.
DEW weapons are being extensively researched.

SFR demands to know why they cannot land on the moon. SFR points out you don't loving own the bloody moon


SFR places a blockade with each vessel having a full DEW and SBW (sonar blast weapon) system, between the north-east of Canada all the way to Greenland. Modular structures are being assembled in [REDACTED]. Large structural poles made out of an alloy of titanium and [REDACTED] are being placed into the sea floor along a large ridge located under-sea.


wow i cant even grammar so many mistakes

[SWAT One]

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We don't trade with you because there is an embargo.


I'm talking about your imperialist claims of Alaska even though you were aware that there were UFA interests there.  I urge you for your own good to withdraw 50% of your claims.

[Swat 3]

We don't trade with you because there is an embargo.


I'm talking about your imperialist claims of Alaska even though you were aware that there were UFA interests there.  I urge you for your own good to withdraw 50% of your claims.

Waaaaat? Imperialism? Such nonsense. All of the people who we take claim over are given citizenship and basically apply to all Solutionist values. We are taking Alaska because it was just open and free.

SFR doesn't remember UFA publicly stating that it was interested in Alaska! When did the UFA state this?

I know, you don't trade with me because an embargo was placed. SFR is using the fact that you placed an embargo against us for no loving reason to show the Etracrtian government to show how... un-domestic you are? Wrong word. "OH NOW HE HAS AN UPPER HAND GUYS LETS EMBARGO HIM!"

[SWAT One]

Lol I never said you had the upper hand.  I can tell even now that you don't.  I embargoes you because I didn't want to put up with your stuff.