Earth As They Know It - Less Abusive Version

[Swat 3]

Woah, mister, y u no look back.

Now he has a foothold on you guys.  NUF proposes that the UFA place an embargo against the SFR.

"hey guys he has a foothold how about we place an embargo against him because apple pie"

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[Theepicman]

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Really man we have a fleet of SNS ships at Norway and the top of Canada.

Not that hard to see activity there and have it run through legislature while multiple jets go across Greenland shouting they own the place.

How do you claim that much land if Greenland is nearly inhospitable. The reason why we claimed barley any land on Greenland is because if we went any further, our soldiers would get tired n' stuff. We also set up camps with most Kestrogian troops around to take care of eachother if anything happens. Claiming that much land=more people to build settlements in harsh as forget climates. Half of them might die, making the use of construction workers fail. Other than that, I'm not saying you have to leave some land, just pointing out something about Greenland.
With the SFR's claimed land touching Kestroga's mainland, Kestroga sends a pact to the SFR claimed land next to them. It reads:
                         Kestroga - Solutional Federal Republic Pact
                                                         
                                                                 

Kestroga has noticed your land is touching the mainland as ours. You may have noticed that too. This pact is to build a border wall were your nation and Kestroga intervene. This wall will prevent any conflicts between those intervening lands such as war, fights and stragglers. The wall will be guarded 24/7 by Border patrol and any unknown people on your land will immediatly be reported to the nearest military base of your for recognition. Any people trying to hop the border will be shot in the leg to stun the border hopper and will be sent to prison for attempts to get over the border.

Any civilians going to the border to enter Kestroga must have a passport in order to enter Kestroga from the border. In conclusion, this pact is for the concern of possible war, fights or stragglers between our lands here. The resolution this convern will be to build a wall inbetween our lands. If you accept this pact, please send a notice to the capital of Kestroga and construction of the wall will begin.

[SWAT One]

@Swat 3,

That was when you claimed enough land that you can control.  With the amount that you have, minimal effort would be required to effectively Blitzkrieg through about 80% of your land IF you would have a suitable economy.

Also you picked the least suitable land for growing biofuel-yielding crops.  Your price per barrel of biofuel should be about $136 average without the embargo, and with the embargo, a startling $170 average, and who knows how high petroleum would be, definitely over $2000 per barrel on a worldwide average.  In other words, the embargo was to halt your economy so that your government would be at a standstill.  I looked at maps of growable regions for biofuel-yielding crops in the US, and UFA controls about 97% of it.  With no supplies, you can't produce this out of thin air.   Instead you say that you are annexing, forcefully habitating and investing heavily in mining and oil drilling from all these claims around the globe, which should cost your government trillions.  Where are you getting money from?  Is anyone lending you money?  Or are you simply printing more money and driving yourself deeper into a depression that you should already be in to begin with?  I undermined your entire nation without going to war with one move- that is, not including your superfluous land claims.

I say it once more:

You lack tact.

You should probably consult with Gojira more.  He'll know what he's doing.

[Theepicman]

So almost all of Swat 3's nation is like at soup kitchens and unemployed?If thats true then I dont know how his nation is still alive without collapsing due to an economic depression lol.

[SWAT One]

No, this is like 4x the American Great Depression.  He wouldn't be able to supply everyone in his claims.  We're talking rebellions, sickness and 60+% of his population dying of starvation or malnourishment-related conditions or illnesses.

[Swat 3]

Exactly. Greenland is a frozen loving wasteland, and that is why the SFR claimed it.
more like

"It is a claim of guardian ship" so basically it is like a territory of the SFR. How about: "It is a wall, a pretty wall that doesn't let you close to things that I care about."
SFR denies the pact because it is unnecessary and a waste of resources. SFR and Kestroga are not hostile to each other, and it's just a border. Jeysus, regular border stuff. Conversions of loving, I don't know, laws and passports.

Disclaimer: SFR is not responsible for people hopping the borders


Pretty much that.

Me going claim crazy c:.

Also the embargo could have done nothing because don't you notice since it did nothing on your end, it would have done nothing to my side of the situation.


I am taking away some of my claim areas, hold ur tits.

[Theepicman]

No, this is like 4x the American Great Depression.  He wouldn't be able to supply everyone in his claims.  We're talking rebellions, sickness and 60+% of his population dying of starvation or malnourishment-related conditions or illnesses.

Thats like Africa wtf. By now half his population is either dead, in critical condition or starving. After you take away some claims Swat 3, your gonna have to rebuild your nation and not focus on land claims and other stuff because your nation's people are in critical condition. Simply taking away land claims wont instantly heal your people, it'll take alot of time. Like alot of time. Possibly months, years or a decade or two.

[SWAT One]

1.  The embargo would shatter your economy.

Oil (and its suitable substitutes) is literally the lifeline of EVERYTHING we do. The nations would crumble instantly without a decent supply of it.

2.  SFR Would be responsible for illegal emigration.  I forgot to add:  Due to a stuffty economy, neighboring nations would receive a stuffton of immigrants from the SFR.

3.  The embargo did nothing for me except removing a rival.  Oh wait, that did a lot for me.

4.  UFA would be willing to purchase land from SFR to help their economy be less stuffty.

[Swat 3]

I remember saying that some of my claims were just mining spots and farming grounds, not places where massive cities are located.

They lived off of their own money they made after giving the government their share of vegetable for being in the land claim.


My nation look like it was big because of little islands that were claimed but had no people on them. It barely went into an economic struggle.

The people who'd I say are struggling right now is Mr. "i like to launch space rockets alot because lol we totally have the resources to do it".

If you believe my nation is so big, you do area calculations for Christ's sake.

1.  The embargo would shatter your economy.
2.  SFR Would be responsible for illegal emigration.  I forgot to add:  Due to a stuffty economy, neighboring nations would receive a stuffton of immigrants from the SFR.

3.  The embargo did nothing for me except removing a rival.  Oh wait, that did a lot for me.

4.  UFA would be willing to purchase land from SFR to help their economy be less stuffty.

1) How? You placed the embargo in the beginning /before/ I went claim crazy. It would shatter yours as well. Trading is most of the time a two way's street.
2) Never happened because having land =/= having it fully populated like India.
3) 1)
4) Sure, have Indonesia and give me my money.

[Swat 3]

It is 4:40 am and I am tired.

Please don't blow up my nation while I sleep.

[Theepicman]

My nation look like it was big because of little islands that were claimed but had no people on them.

[SWAT One]

Why would you claim land and not use it?...

Area calculations would be scaled down due to your lack of fuel.

UFA built factories for processing this fuel itself.  We don't need to rely on you when UFA had made efforts to make itself self-sufficient.  We do trade with Kestroga though, and quite a lot.  It is also Kestroga who helped finance and supply the rockets.  These rockets, by the way, are one-way trips, and were not launched at the same time- think 1-week intervals for a period of about two years.

Now that I mention it, Swat 3 wouldn't be able to get radar stations in mountainous tundra of British Columbia in under a year to detect the Etrarctians.

UFA sends $100 B to SFR in exchange for Indonesia.  UFA would like to discuss distributing the land with Kestroga.

[Swat 3]

sfr fixes economy with money and then president swat 3 goes to bed

oh yeah they build factories and research ways to grow more plants ok yes ok gnight

[SWAT One]

That won't fix your economy in a snap lol.  Try 20 of those and include a decade of reparations.

[Theepicman]

That won't fix your economy in a snap lol.  Try 20 of those and include a decade of reparations.

I agree with this

And how does he build factories in a blink of an eye? Where did he get the money? Does he have a loving magician or something?