[Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Zanaran2]

Fortunately, you get your money back.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

Unfortunately, you were the one fighting the whole time.

[crunk²]

fortunately, you came out with minor injuries.

[ßlöükfáce]

Unfortunately everyone now sees you as a sadist

[XR-7]

Fortunately, you divided their jaws into equal halves.

[Zanaran2]

Unfortunately you get sent to juvy for doing it.

[firestorm]

Fortunately, you get outta Juvy by splitting more jaws.

[Menen]

Unfortunately you have to pay their medical bills

[firestorm]

Fortunately, the bills burn down in a hospital fire.

[Zanaran2]

Unfortunately you go to jail because you're too old for juvy

[Scaredhappyguy]

Fortunately, someone bails you out, because it wasn't your fault, it was the pyro's fault.

[Swat 3]

Unfortunately, that someone is your mother-in-law and she decides to scowl at you even harder than before.

[Snaked_Snake]

fortunately, you have a SPAS-12 shotgun and shoot her.

[Doom Mantis]

Unfortunately, The shotgun has no shells.

[Scaredhappyguy]

Fortunately, you had shells in your pocket.