Author Topic: [Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately  (Read 18563 times)

Fortunately he comes back to life

Unfortunately he has a boner

Fortunately his richard gets cut off

Unfortunately, he has a gift card to bad dragon.

Fortunately he gets banned

Unfortunately, he built his bed out of cheddar.

Fortunately the cheddar bed melts

Unfortunately, it made a huge mess and he had to clean it up.

Fortunately he has a drain and all the cheese goes away.

Unfortunately, the cheese gets stuck in the drain and humidity and etc make it stink to high heaven.

Fortunately there are rats in the drain, and so they eat the cheese

Unfortunately, they eat you shortly after they eat the cheese

Fortunately, before eating you they run away from something.

Unfortunately that something is a t-rex, then it eats you *nom nom*

Fortunately you dodged the stomach acid and made it out alive in the t-rex's fecal matter.