Author Topic: [Forum game] Fortunately, Unfortunately  (Read 24956 times)

Unfortunately, cherryaid is your actual alien blood.

Fortunately, it's tasty!

Unfortunately, it actually gave you food poisioning

fortunately, this means you can eat it forever!

Unfortunately this means you are dead. Forever.

Fortunately, you are reincarnated as a blue-jay!

Unfortunately, you are not blue, you are red!

Fortunately, you don't give a damn! You're a bird!

Unfortunately, Flatflyer stalks you

Fortunately, he gets ran over by three semi trucks.

unfortunately he throws fireballs at you

Fortunately, you dodged them quickly

Unfortunately, they burned your clothes.

Fortunatley, you werent wearing clothes, but fireproof armor.

Unfortunately, you could not pass. (out)