The Real-life Potions Megathread

[xSetrox]

The Real-life Potion Megathread

Post any real-life potions here that can be brewed by edible and safe ingredients.
Acidic Stomach's Nemesis
Use: Counters stomach acid
Brewing: Mix 2 spoons of baking soda and water together. Stir. Drink to counter stomach acid
Mouth's Helium Brew
Use: "Inflates" the mouth, or, if swallowed without issues, either makes you vomit or get lots of gas.
Brewing: Pour vinegar. That's it. At time of use, add baking soda to mouth, or just poison someone's food with baking soda if they are the victim.
Post your recipes!

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[AromaniaFTW]

Cure for Cancer
Use: Eliminates cancer
Brewing: Bleach

Method: Give to "apothecaries".

[Kobewarrior]

I prefer my potions to be made out of chu jelly.

[Torin0101]

Lon Lon Milk

Use? Restores 5 Hearts

Thats it.

[Buu]

'the ultimate solution'
Brewing-acid
Use-curing mortality
method- drink it

[TristanLuigi]

Mind-Numbing Potion
Use: Takes your mind off things, makes you cheerier. Be wary, when used excessively you can pass out.
1 part ethanol to 4 parts water. May contain other ingredients.

[Otis Da HousKat]

OK so did you just learn that baking soda can neutralize acids in science class or something?

[Cool Boi]

Life drink: Rehydrates you completely
Ingredients: water

[Night Fox]

I prefer scientific medicine to your magic mumbo jumbo, witch

[TristanLuigi]

Burping Potion
Use: stuffs and giggles.
Any safe liquid, preferably a sugary one, and add carbonation.

[ßlöükfáce]

meth is a potion

[Mr Man]

Use: Get superpowers
Brewing: Mix feces of dog, eye of newt, and a lethal dose of cyanide together

[Aware]

This topic is going to make some dumbass mix cleaning supplies.

[Nonnel]

Lon Lon Milk

Use? Restores 5 Hearts

Thats it.

I wouldn't have understood a month ago.

[Fastlex]

Speed Potion

Recipe.
Water and Sugar.

Effect.
Makes you run faster.