Class Treasurer speech.

[SlayerZ99]

It's that time of year again. Class Elections. I am, once again, running for Treasurer.
Here is this years speech

"Hello Class of 2015. My name is Andrew LastName and I attend HighSchoolNameHere. I am running for Treasurer of the Class of 2015. I am the best man for the job because, unlike my competitor, Ben LastName, I actually have experience as Treasuser. Last year, I had a great time working with the other class officers. I hope to have another great year with more fundraising because, as you already know, prom is coming up. But great responsibility, special knowledge, skills, abilities, good looks, strength, and wit is required to fulfill these goals that come with the great title of Class Treasuser. Most of these the competition, Ben LastName, seems to be lacking. That is why you should vote for me , Andrew LastName, as Class Treasurer"

Kinda a joke because elections aren't really serious and are just a popularity contest.

Anyways what do you guys think?

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

forget that

here's the rewrite

"hello my fellow classmates. you're probably wondering why i'm up here. to be perfectly frank we ain't got any stuff. none. we need that money, that mula, we need to ball like an old schoola" and then you go into straight outta compton by NWA and then finish it by blasting a motherforgeter

[SlayerZ99]

Would throwing extra pocket change in the audience help sway the vote towards me?

[Anti-Block]

making it rain is what a treasurer does, son

it's what a treasurer does...

[Starzy]

Would throwing extra pocket change in the audience help sway the vote towards me?

thats a handicapped idea. Sure it'll make everyone vote for you but how would that make you look? A person who buys his way into everything?

[SeventhSandwich]

I am the best man for the job because, unlike my competitor, Ben LastName, I actually have experience as Treasuser.

This sentence makes you sound like a huge douchebag, so I wouldn't vote for you.

But great responsibility, special knowledge, skills, abilities, good looks, strength, and wit is required to fulfill these goals that come with the great title of Class Treasuser.

Correction, you are a huge douchebag.

[Johnny Blockhead]

This sentence makes you sound like a huge douchebag, so I wouldn't vote for you.
Correction, you are a huge douchebag.

Critic Land Froums

[Caribou]

I might run for school president next year in the 11th grade and nice speech, hope you win.

An example of my speech:

"I pledge to keep our bathrooms clean and safe to use. Our schools budget problem will be resolved under my reign, a lesser tolerance for teasing and bullying will be implemented, and a more efficient recycling program will be put into play. If you vote for me, you also save the life of another tree, and you also save the greater good of the school's bathrooms".

I ran for school president in the 7th grade but ultimately failed because the principal found out I was BS'ing and when I spoke up to the school about my policies some were not completely true. I had to make some things up to make myself look good since I was running against this 2 term kid who had a bunch of experience. I may even run this year rather than next. Any suggestions? School presidents do nothing anyway, but I gotta come up with something good.

[Legoboss]

I might run for school president next year in the 11th grade and nice speech, hope you win.

An example of my speech:

"I pledge to keep our bathrooms clean and safe to use. Our schools budget problem will be resolved under my reign, a lesser tolerance for teasing and bullying will be implemented, and a more efficient recycling program will be put into play. If you vote for me, you also save the life of another tree, and you also save the greater good of the school's bathrooms".

I ran for school president in the 7th grade but ultimately failed because the principal found out I was BS'ing and when I spoke up to the school about my policies some were not completely true. I had to make some things up to make myself look good since I was running against this 2 term kid who had a bunch of experience. I may even run this year rather than next.

Bold is never going to happen in any school

[Theepicman]

-snip-

You really like bathrooms, dont you...

[Caribou]

You really like bathrooms, dont you...

Shiny bathrooms.

Bold is never going to happen in any school

I have to entice my peers to vote for me somehow though, we all want clean bathrooms. If I had a school assembly on why clean bathrooms are neccesstious maybe it could somehow convince the kids to be more courteous.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Critic Land Froums

He did ask for advice and criticism.

[Theepicman]

Shiny bathrooms.

How ugly are your school bathrooms anyways?

[Caribou]

How ugly are your school bathrooms anyways?

I can just say that brown stuff is smudged on the walls which makes the bathrooms look rather dark.

[Johnny Blockhead]

People will just throw more "brown stuff" on the walls.