Playing God [Under one's roof] (An rp)

[Jokey365]

"What. Why is there a goat in a jacket running around. I'm offering one crate of whatever I can find to whoever locks that walking problem up."

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[Duhman115]

Swain looks up

Can I just detonate it the first chance I get?

[grunterdb1951]

Swain looks up

Can I just detonate it the first chance I get?

It's gonna be bad when you get your stuff wrecked by a goat.

[Duhman115]

Swain begins to look around for an abandoned supermarket.

[PurpleMetro]

Felix is in an old supermarket, behind Swain. He's at the counter buying bedsheets

[Duhman115]

Swain ignores Felix and begins searching for the(not so) frozen (anymore) foods.

[grunterdb1951]

Gilbert would charge into the front door of the supermarket with his horns, shattering the (probably) glass doors. He'd make his way down to the video section and grab hold of a documentary of The Passover and quickly run towards the entrance to exit again, oddly taking a non hungry interest in the item.

[Jokey365]

"Okay, seriously. Can somebody stop that goat. Am I the only one that can see it? Have I gone insane? Bah, I'll have to do it myself..."
Just as the voice stops speaking, a mysterious pod breaks through the clouds and lands somewhere nobody is near. A loud crashing noise is heard soon after it exits visibility in the mess of buildings.
"Close enough."

[PurpleMetro]

Felix jumps to awareness like a deer hearing a rustle in the forest. He drops his bag of bedsheets on the floor.

[Duhman115]

Swain looks up after picking up a nice cabbage.
"Why don't you let me do my jog, you oaf? Don't tell me you hit the poor thing?

He continues to loot two tires, a video tape, and some plastic PVC pipe.

[Epicduke]

Sam comes out of his sewer hole and wonders what the forget is going on.

[grunterdb1951]

Gilbert bursts out the front doors, frantically looking around before trotting peacefully and slowly down the street, content with having stolen the video from the store.

[Jokey365]

"Did that goat just steal a DVD? Where did I even GET that thing? Did that goat sign up? W- I don't even know anymore..."
After the voice fades away a large mechanical grinding noise is heard echoing off in the distance.

[grunterdb1951]

Gilbert looks up and around into the sky, still wondering about the disembodied voice before heading to the nearest diner and entering, standing at a table, considering he cant sit on a chair, and peacefully awaiting a waiter/waitress, dvd in mouth.

[Duhman115]

Swain looks up "If you give me a remote detonate C4 package I can kill the goat, or you can try to hit it with meteors or whatever the forget you do."