Author Topic: My dog has a humping problem.  (Read 3235 times)

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He will grab your arm and pull it down TO HUMP IT.

Spray him whenever he does it.

Obviously he's horny, it's natural. Even if it's hilariously uncomfortable.

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no that's a crime against humanity

Just bend over and let him do his business.

Neuter him. It's for his own good.

Spaying (not spraying) is for females.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2013, 06:44:46 PM by childofdarkness016 »

buy him a toy plushie ;)

So you're saying hes raping your hand? Are you fapping your dog?

buy him a toy plushie ;)
If neutering is not an option, this might actually work

yiff in hell furcigarette

If neutering is not an option, this might actually work
But then you'll have dog semen everywhere.
yiff in hell furcigarette
what

Just bend over at let him do his business.
this is legal in more states than gay marriage

show him what it's like to be humped without consent

So you're saying hes raping your hand? Are you fapping your dog?
Yes he's raping my hand.

No I'm not fapping him.

show him what it's like to be humped without consent
Tried that

If neutering is not an option, this might actually work
Maybe.

this is legal in more states than gay marriage
Oh really? I'll try that.

show him what it's like to be humped without consent
I breathed harder than I should have

this is legal in more states than gay marriage

Oh stuff. I just made the "at/and," error... I feel so guilty. :C