My dog has a humping problem.

[Barnabas]

The dog is trying to hump you to make you his bitch.

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[Otis Da HousKat]

My dog is always getting his rape on with the cat. Example:

[XR-7]

Your dog is just depressed since he can't go outside to have fun with other dogs.  He feels deprived.  Then he notices how freaking attractive you look (in his eyes), so he can't help himself.  Take him to a therapist lol

[Night Fox]

ileggul

not in 18 states and territories

[BlockoBlocko]

My dog is always getting his rape on with the cat. Example:

Is the cat named Otis? 

[Mr Man]

Give it to night fox, he'll have no problem

[Clone v.117]

Maybe you are just seeing it the wrong way.
Maybe it is a humping solution.

[Nonnel]

I always get humped by dogs. :(

[BlockoCrafter]

clop its balls off

I'm not sure if horses are involved in neutering.

[Electrk²]

I don't see the problem

[Darksaber2213]

I'm not sure if horses are involved in neutering.

only when they are allowed use of fire, chainsaws, barbed wire, 200 fluid oz of dark ale, and a pair of child scissors ;)

[Ben Watts]

I don't see the problem

It's not so bad, but it hurts because he bites you. :c

[Ben Watts]

He apparently has a favorite hand to hump.

And it's not mine.